Woah Dude..... Your Hurt Sound Is Vaguely Sexual..... Im Trying To Kill You But Im. Im Getting A Bit

oh look my ride is here night night xoxo

“not all men”

you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.

god i want him so bad

Riding gojo so good that he starts yelling out his card info when he nuts

I’m broke asf I want a sugar daddy rn. Now taking applications. Must be:

42 years of age

Canadian (specifically Toronto)

Blonde

6’0

Fan of the Leafs

Involved in the Star Wars franchise

I'm so sorry but if a hot nerdy villain like Shigaraki Tomura was in love with me, I would literally ignore his family's rotten hands and him being a mass murderer like

murder? what murder, hahaha, you're so silly let's play minecraft

oh, he looks SO good...

I have so many inappropriate things to say

i love being weird and unsettling but also a sweetheart . Peace and love!

"I have love and dreams too."

*Loud sobbing*

I know everyone is like “How did Anakin get Padmé with that atrocious sand line??” but it would absolutely work on me. The transition from its “coarse, rough, and gets everywhere” to “not like here, here everything is soft… and smooth” and then caresses her shoulder-blade? Yeah that shit would work.