Born To Be A 90s Teenager Working At Blockbuster, Who Recommends Customers The Weirdest Goriest Horniest

Can't believe this is the man who's bruising my throat and cervix regulary 😔

i think it’s unfair that hayden christiensen is out there existing and he doesn’t even know i exist. liek you’re literally supposed to be my husband wtf

oh, he looks SO good...

I have so many inappropriate things to say

I LOVE MR. CRAWLING !!!!!

eren yeagar // fic recommendations

note: remember to read the tags! + i do not own any of these works

stars above the city lights

skin

let's not think too much (there ain't no problems)

snack time

scary dog privileges

what lies underneath

a life we can never reclaim

queen of the night

campanulla garganica

journey to freedom

lucky strike

say a little prayer

ocean's breath

midnight snacks

sweet dreams

limited spaces for desolate people

bite me

the wedding crashers

the warmest stranger

do you trust me?

visions

how cliche can it get?

butter yellow and blush pink

a quick game of catch up

monochromatic fears

eight

twenty-four hours

keeping score

the neighbour

on repeat

of oral fixations and pretty boys

the home we built

dreams

velvet

wildflowers and honey

you can take it

something to savour

relax

curly fries

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

i need to marry him NOW

"Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say, that we are encouraged to love."

“you attract what you fear”

ahhhh oh nooo i’m so scared of finding abby anderson and ellie williams in my bedroom, both naked and oiled up, sitting on my bed waiting for me