I Am Autistic. I Cannot Do Math Extremely Well, Unfortunatly. I Can, However, Tell You Just About Anything

you can be iconic but will u ever be as iconic as sam wilson fighting all of captain america: the winter soldier in a t shirt and jeans with stolen military equipment and a dream

Sebastian Stan is the first male actor to be nominated for both Best Leading Actor categories at the Golden Globes since 2012!

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People make a lot of good "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" posts about like school bullies or homework or puberty. But actually my #1 top of the "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" list is the fact that I can leave the event when I want to.

Any event I'm at! I can say "okay well I'm tired I'm going home goodbye." Could not do that shit as a kid. If you're a kid it's like yeah you will sit here at your brother's soccer game in the cold for the next 1.5 hours. You will sit here at your sibling's football practice. You will stay at this BBQ until the whole family is done with the BBQ. You are stuck at the mall until mom finds the pants she needs. You are stuck at the grocery store. No we don't know how long. You are stuck at band practice. It's running late but you're not allowed to leave. You are stuck at the party that the adults said you're leaving soon but they keep talking to these 2 people who showed up late. What the Fuck.

And that shit is on top of having homework.

everytime im reminded of this look i crash tf out

I wonder if the Victorians were as fundamentally devastated when they read Sherlock Holmes saying that you never see a sober mans fob watch with scrapes around the wind up keyhole and you'll never see a drunks without them.

I wonder if they ever sleepily remembered to wind up their fob watch and struggled only to think "by god, Mr. Holmes would declare me a drunkard upon seeing this."

Because even now, 9 years later, I STILL think about the fact that Sherlock would call me an alcoholic for missing my charger port.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here