I Propose That Instead Of Pride Month, We Have Queer Year (queer People Are Treated Like Actual People

Update: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is BONKERS and as a radical atheist who hates organized religion, I'm hooked

People make a lot of good "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" posts about like school bullies or homework or puberty. But actually my #1 top of the "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" list is the fact that I can leave the event when I want to.

Any event I'm at! I can say "okay well I'm tired I'm going home goodbye." Could not do that shit as a kid. If you're a kid it's like yeah you will sit here at your brother's soccer game in the cold for the next 1.5 hours. You will sit here at your sibling's football practice. You will stay at this BBQ until the whole family is done with the BBQ. You are stuck at the mall until mom finds the pants she needs. You are stuck at the grocery store. No we don't know how long. You are stuck at band practice. It's running late but you're not allowed to leave. You are stuck at the party that the adults said you're leaving soon but they keep talking to these 2 people who showed up late. What the Fuck.

And that shit is on top of having homework.

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

i love lesbians

The Derry Girls gang could single handedly defeat Thanos in a single afternoon but the avengers could never successfully drug people at a wake

you can be iconic but will u ever be as iconic as sam wilson fighting all of captain america: the winter soldier in a t shirt and jeans with stolen military equipment and a dream

I don’t think I’ll ever be over the fact that Bucky was watching Sam on the news. Seeing him surf a missile, do all this crazy shit and didn’t move an inch because he knew sam could handle it.

But he dropped everything (RISKED MISSING HIS FLIGHT) and moved as quick as possible when Joaquin got hit because he knows what that’ll do to Sam.

He knows Sam can hold his own during the world saving shit, but it’s during the quiet moments that Bucky knows he’ll always be needed by Sam. And he’ll oblige everytime without even thinking about it.

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"