Hey Does Anyone Wanna Do The Funniest Thing Ever

Great day for annoying people (me)

Do you ever think about the leather vest from Bucky's first appearance as the Winter Soldier? U know the one. The one with the buckles and the black leather and the ability to sexually frustrate someone until they literally explode. The one that I would 100% let Bucky wear as he fucked me. Yeah that one. Anyway do you ever think about that vest and just die.

DO YOU MEAN

THIS

FUCKING

VEST

?????

Because I DO, anon. 

I DO.

y’all ever think about how bucky got drafted and acted like he enlisted so steve would think he was okay. or how bucky was tortured for weeks at azzano and acted like he wasn’t so steve would think he was okay. or how bucky was cryofrozen traumatically for decades and voluntarily chose to go back under so that steve would think he was okay. or how bucky blinked back into existence days before steve left his life forever and bucky acted happy for him so steve would think he’d be okay.

big fan of how horror/comedy are the same thing actually. the absurdity of horror vs every joke being real to me

" We're looking for a white male, approximately mid to late 30s, between 5"6 to 6"2 "

" wheels up in 30 "

“spencer reid isnt coming back for season 18”

my honest reaction to that info:

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

y’all ever think about how bucky got drafted and acted like he enlisted so steve would think he was okay. or how bucky was tortured for weeks at azzano and acted like he wasn’t so steve would think he was okay. or how bucky was cryofrozen traumatically for decades and voluntarily chose to go back under so that steve would think he was okay. or how bucky blinked back into existence days before steve left his life forever and bucky acted happy for him so steve would think he’d be okay.

Sebastian Stan is the first male actor to be nominated for both Best Leading Actor categories at the Golden Globes since 2012!