Ladybug and Chat Noir successfully convince the rest of Paris (or at least, the ones that don’t know the truth) that they’re in a polyamorous quartet with Marinette and Adrien.
the magazines go nuts with Ladrienettechat speculation and they snap pictures of all of them. Adrien Agreste becomes a poly enby bi icon and the Agreste brand is more popular than ever. photographers scramble to catch a glympse of Maribug and Adrichat by themselves but they only find (photoshoped and edited by Nino) pictures and videos online.
reporters follow Adrienette around trying to get them to reveal the secret identities of their boyfriend and girlfriend. the ice cream dude is losing his shit.
Alya is dying.
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.
but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?
the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,
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I keep remembering how L was supposed to be an unattractive character but here we are. that raccoon has acquired so many people who are horny for for him.
both are equally obsessive towards each other but Adrien's obsessiveness is often since he is a male.
Every Marinette antis is using Marinette sniffing Adrien against her and everyone forgot Chat sniffed Ladybug too and everyone is pretending like that never happened, but they are using the same thing against Marinette daily. It's always good to see you, Double Standards.
Why is this me
#Green is MY color y'all
guy who says "im getting real into the color green lately"
feet are stuffed with cheese
snail as old as slime
In Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021), Barry Allen breaks a Window by merely touching it. This is because Windows no longer supports Flash.
I want doot doot
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
he closed his eyes, threw a dart towards the board, which–somehow– landed in the middle.
nobody:
gabriel: if my son says m'lady on the phone, it must mean he's chat noir
gabriel:
gabriel: RIGHT????
Batfams Regrets - Chapter Four
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Meanwhile, approximately 3,642 miles away, one very exasperated Bruce Wayne was having a conversation with one very jubilant Dick Grayson.
"Dick… could you please tell me what made you think choosing a class from Paris that you know nothing about was a good idea? We have a process regarding the whole thing. Something you didn't inquire about. There's a reason for these things."
Throughout his speech, Dick was looking more and more sheepish, thinking back on why he had chosen that particular class.
"Look Bruce, I'm sorry. I can take care of everything I skipped over but the Parisian class I chose really needs to be on this trip."
It wasn't a complete lie, but the reasons behind the why only concerned Dick and his entertainment. His interference was caused by nothing reasonable at all, but, thankfully, Bruce didn't ask.
"You've already given them the okay, the most you can do at this point is arrange everything with the teacher, as well as doing a standard background check. Since we already have the schedule and agenda set up, we only need the guides, but since you so graciously chose that class, it can be you."
Dick knew better than to argue, wisely keeping his mouth shut.
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Alright. Only a few more to go.
Adrien Agreste
Model.
Son of Gabriel Agreste and Emily Agreste neé Graham De Vanily.
Active supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes,
Seems like a natural sunshine.
Coming on trip.
Chloé Bourgeois
Former class representative.
Critic.
Daughter of André and Audrey Bourgeois.
Taken self defense as well as martial arts classes.
Seems like an overall brat.
Not coming on trip.
Ivan Bruel
Drummer.
Taken self defense classes.
Brooding type.
Coming on trip.
Alya Césaire
Journalist.
Daughter of Marlena Césaire
Taken free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.
Can be very exuberant
Not coming on trip.
Juleka Couffaine
Guitarist.
Daughter of Anarka Couffaine.
Taken self defense classes.
Wallflower.
Coming on trip.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng
Clothes Designer.
Honorary niece of Jagged Stone.
Publicly against the use animal skins and furs in clothing.
Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.
Creative.
Coming on trip.
Mylène Haprèle
Actress.
Daughter of
Environmental Activist.
Taken self defense classes.
Circumspect.
Not coming on trip.
Max Kanté
Genius and technology mastermind.
Son of Claudie Kanté
Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.
Analytic.
Coming on trip.
Alix Kubdel
Skater (preference towards rollerblades)
Daughter of
Frequent competitor in various speed races, knowledge in ancient history (specialized in ancient Egypt).
Taken free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.
Competitive.
Coming on trip.
Nathaniel Kurtzberg
Artist.
Son of
Cocreator of the comics XXX, and an active volunteer in charities dedicated to kids with social anxiety.
Taken self defense classes.
Observant.
Coming on trip.
Nino Lahiffe
DJ.
Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.
Voice of reason.
Not coming on trip.
Rose Lavillant
Singer.
Friends with Prince Ali of Achu.
Supporter of multiple children charities.
Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.
Optimist.
Coming on trip.
Lê Chiến Kim
Multi sports athlete (competes principally in swimming tournaments)
Taken Free running classes, martial arts, self defense classes, and practices multiple sports.
Impulsive and empathetic can be tunel focused but has an elevated EQ.
Hot headed.
Coming on trip.
Sabrina Raincomprix
Detective in training.
Daughter of Roger Raincomprix
Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.
Respectful.
Coming on trip.
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Dick was suddenly very, very glad that he had completed a background check, as it seemed that there were more than a few high profiled people in the mix, so they would need some protection, and if he was also playing matchmaker, then no one would have to know.
Thank you @chaosmarix , @blueisasome , @Emily_M_Brook_Nerd, @the-witches-you-couldnt-burn, @tim-drake-is-underrated for helping me with the files!