Wow Ok

THIS IS HILARIOUS

the ao3 lyric video strikes again

Made these a while ago and forgot to submit them so have at 'em if you want dude :)

I LOVE YOUR JK SMAU SO FREAKING MUCH

do you have recs for other jk/bts smau authors? wip is fine!!!!!!

THANK YOUUU AAAAHH😘😘😘

i do have a few recs (i read smaus and forget them the next day i’m sorry) BUT HERES SOME OF NY FAVS

WENT THROUGH YOUR PHONE by @firebettercallnct is just ugahwoxybwkziwb. i deadass go back to that fic every month it’s not even funny, i’m THAT obsessed with it all the characters are so nicely put IDK ITS JUST AMAZING. please read if you won’t regret it!!

any post @smaubts posts is a gift from god itself in not joking dude. they took a break but i’m so happy they’re back 🥹🥹 they play a big part of me and this account tbh!!! go and support their new story u won’t regret it

less of you, do it again, and love formula by @kimnjss are another amazing smaus that i once again reread whenever i have the time. they have a lot of fics and smaus to read and i’m 100% sure y’all will enjoy it no matter what!!

tainted, please love me, casual, and left on read by @muniimyg are more smaus that will make u fall inlove with the boys i’m not lying. the author just portraits the boys so well and that makes the fics amazing i again reread them all the time LMAAOOOO

papercuts by @strawbearytae is another smau that i will never get tired of reading ugskwoxjwnskwk. the fic is not over just yet so waiting for new chapters to drop is an amazing feeling idk how to explain it LOOOLL. she’s an amazing writer and i love her and her work!!! go support minnn:))

😬 actual satan, what's up 😈 🦚 i will maul your dad ✅

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jay x reader / zombie apocalypse au !

🧟‍♂️ backstory 🧟‍♂️; It’s the year 2022, and for the past few years there’s been an endless chain of bad events happening one after the other. There’s one world-wide disaster that thankfully hasn’t occurred yet; Zombie Apocalypse. As long as we’re careful it’ll never happen, right? Wrong. A group of scientists located in a lab in Seoul grew curious to the non-existent virus; “Hybrid-rabies.” A virus not yet created but however thoroughly thought through, it’s a combination of different animal rabies transmitted through human contact by salvia and blood. The scientists, craving for their unanswered questions to be solved, decided to create the virus and test it out on a deceased body. However, what they weren’t expecting, was for the body’s eyes to open, lunge and take a bite at one of the scientists neck.

You’ve been neighbours and childhood friends with the notorious rich kid Jay Park for at least your whole life, however the both of you grew up resenting each other just a bit, always competing and fighting. But when a virus spreads like wildfire and turns everyone you know into zombies, will secret feelings be revealed? You and Jay could only find out as you watched your classmates around you grow into mindless monsters.

🧟‍♂️ pairings 🧟‍♂️; jay x reader, heeseung x reader (heeseung has a crush on yn one-sided).

🧟‍♂️ warnings 🧟‍♂️; blood, gore, obsessiveness (?), jay and yn are dicks, cussing, niki is too tall, fluff, heeseung is a bit obsessed and crazy (SORRY HEE😭), to be added…

🧟‍♂️ tag list 🧟‍♂️; @msxflower | @axartia | open for more ! <3

🧟‍♂️ status 🧟‍♂️; ongoing!

PROFILE 01 | PROFILE 02 | PROFILE 03

MASTERLIST

🧟‍♂️ 1. Sorry honey you can’t hire people to fight for you!

🧟‍♀️ 2. Today there will be a zombie apocalypse….

🧟‍♂️ 3. Sunghoon was right?! (Written.)

🧟‍♀️ 4. We’re fucked. (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 5. No hope…

🧟‍♀️ 6. It’s not the time for this!

🧟‍♂️ 7. Lets kick some zombie ass, shall we? (Written.)

🧟‍♀️ 8. Gone. (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 9. Hopeless.

🧟‍♀️ 10. Adults?

🧟‍♂️ 11. Who started this?!

🧟‍♀️ 12. Separated!! (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 13. He’s back… (Written.)

🧟‍♀️ 14. It cant be true. (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 15. Why me?!

🧟‍♀️ 16. Twitter is still up somehow….

🧟‍♂️ 17. LEE KNOW!! CHAN !! FELIX !! BEOMGYU!! YEONJUN!! WONYOUNG!

🧟‍♀️ 18. Fight back (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 19. He’s still alive?! (Written.)

🧟‍♀️ 20. She got bit. (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 21. Why am I still hot?

🧟‍♀️ 22. Bomb (Written.)

🧟‍♀️ 23. Is this love? (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 24. Our escape. (Written.)

🧟‍♀️ 25. It’s all over now

🧟‍♂️ 26. Where do we go now?

🧟‍♀️ 27. Y/n was bit? (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 28. What do we do? (Written.)

🧟‍♀️ 29. Save.

🧟‍♂️ 30. The.

🧟‍♀️ 31. World. (Written.)

🧟‍♂️ 32. We’re finally safe

🧟‍♀️ 33. Other people? Do we trust them?

🧟‍♂️ 34. Betrayed. (Written.)

🧟‍♀️ 35. Those bastards!!

TBC…

𝐌𝐘 (𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋) 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧!𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧!𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: Sunghoon wasn’t expecting to be sent to the mortal world by his “father”, much less being forced into attending college (he’s a demon! why would he need to?!) and being accidentally summoned by a clueless human almost had him marching straight into Hell to have a word with its ruler. Only he couldn’t, because he was already bound to you by a fucking paper-cut sealing your contract which means he can’t just leave the mortal world without taking something of yours in return.

𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: please do read everything on here thoroughly! I do regularly update this whenever the update schedule has changed or if I added new warnings and when new chapters come out of course.

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄: college au, social media au with occasional written parts, modern supernatural (?) au, “and they were roommates”, horror themes (but not really?), slice of life, mystery, thriller, light angst, fluff, humor and crack (you know the drill 🤣)

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: y/n has little to no verbal filter (she’s kinda crazy... and dumb), Sunghoon is tired despite not needing sleep, swearing, dirty/inappropriate jokes (you have y/n to blame mostly), light sacrilege, light blasphemy (idk what to say except this is a smau abt demons) — I’ll add more are we progress

𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: ENHYPEN, Aespa's Karina, IVE's Wonyoung, TXT's Yeonjun and Soobin and brief appearances of other idols.

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: on-going

𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐄: MON-FRI 12 AM (KST)

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: JAN 02, 2022

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃: #asks.demon.roomie👹 #demon.roomie.things👹 (in case you want to filter them so I wont clog your dashes <3)

𝐀/𝐍: this is for all the monster fuckers out there!! /hj there will be some world-building in this and i hope there is as just as much plot like before 🤩 keep in mind this is all fictional and none of this represents the idols in real life. Also any info about the occult/supernatural may not be accurate and some elements here are my own interpretations and/or twists hehe.

🔊 TAGLIST IS NOW CLOSED 🔊

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝟏 | 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝟐

PROLOGUE: and so it begins

PART I: vore?

PART II: nefarious plans

PART III: a full essay? in these trying times?

PART IV: RONALD MCDONALD???

PART V: dumb b*tch allegations

PART VI: so mote it be (written)

PART VII: oh sweet Hecate

PART VIII: SOOBIN ENOUGH

PART IX: look at us

PART X: hoonie my roomie (written)

PART XI: foul creature

PART XII: demon fact(s)!

PART XIII: Kaneki Ken

PART XIV: brocolli kid

PART XV: S.S

PART XVI: not a serial killer

PART XVII: fucking goldfish

PART XVIII: bronies look away

PART XIX: brittle bones

PART XX: Furries.

PART XXI: demon ROOMIE fact(s)!

PART XXII: scooby dooby doo!

PART XXIII: human sacfrifice 🙌🏼

PART XXIV: tamed that what?

PART XXV: lesbian lesbianer lesbianest

PART XXVI: fond

PART XXVII: manners maketh man

PART XXVIII: a furry gathering

again &. again masterlist

by the bird and the bee

ft. platonic soft! yandere batfam! x gn! neglected reader

— TRIGGER WARNINGS !

- emotional neglect, allusions to sexual assault, prostitution & physical abuse, kidnapping, alcohol abuse, drugging, themes of depression, dissociation, vague traumatic events, mentions of murder, other warnings would be added soon.

— CHAPTERS ! ; 34k+ words

00. — oh, please leave me be.

01. — because you only notice me once i'm out the door.

02. — and you don't even remember my face?

03. — i need a drink, away from everyone.

04. — mors tua, vita mea / your death, my life.

— DRABBLES ! ; #series: again &. again

dick grayson calling you his baby bird

why now? (yan! damian wayne)

brutus (villain au concept)

brutus: out for blood

what if you were never neglected?

just a taste (yan! conner kent - suggestive)

laughter is the best medicine (yan! dick grayson, jason todd, tim drake, damian wayne)

to you, my greatest passion (non-neglected au-verse)

brutus: both arms cradle you now

bruce finding your graduation picture

how to be a heartbreaker! (yandere harem)

— ASKS ! ; #series: again &. again

dick's spiral into yandere-ism

leaving gotham, resenting alfred, changing last names

your mysterious identity &. conner being your love interest

dick seeing you as a child & damian's need to be your favorite

damian and his cool, matching bracelets

does dick close the door on you? nah, he doesn't even know you were behind the door

wally west as your love interest

you care now?

conner as your angry, protective bf

jason trying his damn best to be a brother to you

calling bruce by his last name only

calling alfred your dad ft. jealous bruce

how are damian and jason obsessed towards you

their nicknames for you

how bruce and damian would try to bond with you

will you still go to college after being kidnapped?

— INCORRECT QUOTES ! ; #a&a: incorrect quotes

yan! villains kidnapping you

hostage situation

how to become a target to the wayne family

— FANART ! ; #a&a: fanart

happy birthday by @luffyadolover

diary by @luffyadolover

another reason they're broke &. finished art by @oh-nowo-i-got-uwu

a take on the reader's appearance by @luffyadolover

reader trying to study ft. the batfam's endless calls &. finished art by @ghostdoodlen

reader finding bruce and damian watching a movie by @luffyadolover

again &. again mv by @luffyadolover

reader and their playlist by @luffyadolover

a comic panel by @lucioleestolie

conner and reader flying through the skies by @ghostdoodlen

when all of a sudden, i hear this agitating noise by @punpunsonny

villain au reader by @lazyemmy

a&a oc: emile by @questionthegrapevine

graduation pic, conner comfort, and mirrors by @ghostdoodlen

neglected &. non-neglected reader by @lazyemmy

— TAGLIST ! ; taglist is closed!

@.lilyalone, @.secretomelettetroops, @.earlqurl, @.simpingfor-wakasa, @.amber-content, @.ruiroku, @.okaybutfullhomo, @.trasshy-artist, @.obsessedwithromance, @.jjsmeowthie, @.fairy-lenaa, @.ilovvmyhusband, @.6uuyuuhgy, @.plsfckmedxddy, @.lavender-moony, @.sweetheart-era, @.chemicalsandghosts, @.darling006, @.starringyau, @.samanthahanes, @.rosecentury, @.jaythes1mp, @.pi1nkl0ver, @.i-thirsty-boy, @.sharks-are-cool-l, @.silverklaus, @.samanthathanes, @.traumaramacenter, @.maddimoon, @.anxrq, @.thedarknesslord, @.h0rr0r-10ver-69, @.lazy-idate, @.cupids-pretty-boy, @.alishii, @.mel-star636, @.sitepathos, @.freakyotaku059-blog, @.dirtydiavolo, @.sunbleachedantlers, @.24hrsoflanii, @.ceramic-raven, @.une-lueur-dans-la-nuit, @.tdickensstuff4, @.thickerthanthieves, @.arlandvery, @.distressed-lezbo, @.bunbunboysworld, @.bellethesleepypotato, @.naina326, @.nebuluma, @.alliwantisadonut, @.alishii, @.kusakiguzen, @.sirenetheblogger, @.emmbny, @.ryukyuin, @.solkara, @.starsdotalk

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted