it-dyke

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this is my old, old blog, follow @noisegoblin for my main account

@goblinslvt for hornyposting

@corpse-and-flower for music blog

@newwavenosferatu for VTM/WoD RPing

okay bye

this is my old, old blog, follow @noisegoblin for my main account

@goblinslvt for hornyposting

@corpse-and-flower for music blog

@newwavenosferatu for VTM/WoD RPing

okay bye

The x-files is so good at building tension— story-based, sexual/romantic, etc. Does the resolution ever feel satisfying, make sense, or even exist at all? Often not. But my god, the BUILD.

this is my old, old blog, follow @noisegoblin for my main account

@goblinslvt for hornyposting

@corpse-and-flower for music blog

@newwavenosferatu for VTM/WoD RPing

okays bye

this is my old, old blog, follow @noisegoblin for my main account

@goblinslvt for hornyposting

@corpse-and-flower for music blog

@newwavenosferatu for VTM/WoD RPing

okays bye

hi if you follow this my current blog is @noisegoblin

this is my old, old blog, follow @gothgoblinenby for my main account

@silly-goblin-gorl for hornyposting

@corpse-and-flower for music blog

@newwavenosferatu for VTM/WoD RPing

okays bye

this is my old, old blog, follow @gothgoblinenby for my main account

@silly-goblin-gorl for hornyposting

@corpse-and-flower for music blog

@newwavenosferatu for VTM/WoD RPing

okays bye

Lucy’s Fantasy Dildo Shop Link MasterList

I have tested and enjoy the work of the following fantasy sex toy shops as of 4/1/23

Silicone:

Strangebedfellas (US)

KuduVoodoo (US)

Wandering Bard Toys (US)

Factory D (US)

TheCraftyHedonist (US)

Concocktions (US)

LovesmithsToys (France)

NawtyToyBox (US)

Ivy Toys (Germany)

AKrowsNest (US)

Dread the Empire (US)

Erasexa (Russia)

Pleasure Forge (US)

Twin Tail Creations (US)

Neotori (Germany)

Joystick Adult Toys (US)

GelatinousCreations (US)

MNSTRToybox (UK)

SilcArts (US)

FriskyLabz (US)

PlayingwithPleasure (US or Canada?)

LovecraftersToys (Canada)

Moonset Creations (US)

Smutzilla (Czech Republic)

Cultured Fiction Labs (US)

MadetoWere (US)

Uberrime (US)

Top Notch Dongs (Czech Republic)

Tentickle Toys (UK)

Velvet Alley Designs (?)

XenoCat Artifacts (US)

Something Squishy Toys (US)

DarkerHorseToys (US)

The Wicked Hunt (US)

BatBitesArt (US)

BaphometsWorkshop (Canada)

CreatureFeatureToys (US)

PhoenixFlameCreations (?)

HyperRealisticDildos (UK)

NamelessAngelWorks (UK)

JackOToy (France)

FantasyGrove (US)

HappyHoleToys (US)

NewFolkloreSilicone (US)

DesignsByOdditoys (US)

LoveSmithsToys (France)

Twilight Meadow Creations (Sweden)

FauxPhallus (Australia) 

AfternoonDelightsNY (US)

FromTheEdge (US)

MandMArtsLLC (US)

DarquePath (Australia)

HowlingHorrors (US)

ArkhamHarbor (US)

WidgetsWondersToys (US)

NaughtyFoxDE (Germany)

Lust Arts (US)

FreakyFantasies (US)

StiffLove (US)

ThePrincesCourt (US)

FlirtyDawg (US)

UncoverCreations (UK)

PhreakClub (UK)

Love Muscle Toys (US)

OwOToyz (US)

Hole Punch Toys (US)

Weredog (UK)

Glass:

Hedonic Glass (Canada)

Simply Elegant Glass (US)

I have my eye on several dozen more shops- I will test their products as I am able & report back! Check out my manyvids to watch!! 🦕💕18+

do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth

like is that not so funny

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

New anime fans always trying to prove why their shitty shit is good meanwhile naruto fans have known naruto is bad for years and don’t gaf

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

USA 1999

you ever talk to man and be like. porn exposure has rotted your brain beyond repair

Belalang

geli korzhev

oh? yeah?

this shit is absolutely fucked and terrible and I'm sorry but the isopod invading hooters is one of the funniest images ive ever seen

What the hell? This man is a monster. He doesn’t keep his fish in the right conditions AT ALL, makes his own pets fight to their death, and straight up blatantly abuses animals. The list just goes on. Make his name known. I can’t believe people like this exist.

my brain: I can’t keep living like this

my phone: plays rock the casbah

my brain:

me: *walking into Netflix Headquarters* im here to pitch my idea about a black mirror episode about kin tumblr

lady at the front desk: you come back in here one more fucking time im calling your parole officer

me: *thinks about how i’m a shit person*

me: at least i don’t like hamilton