Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

I was literally shocked to hear that some Gaylors hadn't seen these! Here are Taylor's gayest high school MySpace posts, mostly targeted at her friend Kelsey (dammmnnn) Morris, and a cheerleader 2 grades ahead of her at Hendersonville High School, Lacey J. (and Lacey's boyfriend from BHS, Taylor J.).

September 3, 2005

“I am obsessed with you.

If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of kelsey dammmnnn morris.

haha. end of story.”

September 6, 2005

“LACEY LACEY LACEY

I’m in love with you.

There’s just no other way around it.

hehe”

September 10, 2005

“Pretty girl.

I could walk twenty feet and knock on your door and ask you how you’ve been…

But I think I’ll just sit here and type it.

Tell me how you’ve been, child.

taylor”

September 11, 2005

I have the same name as your boyfriend.

Therefore I am better than everyone and you should like me more.

taylor”

September 18, 2005

“Kelsey’s awesome.

And got best smile.

And should have gotten best everything else.

Hahah

iloveyou”

October 12, 2005

“Everybody watch Kelsey’s scrolling pictures of her friends until you get to the one of shelby.

Her boobs look AMAZING.

hahahahahahaha”

November 6, 2005

“If you were a guy I’d probably date you.

Just a friendly reminder.

<3”

December 28, 2005

“WOW I LOVE YOUR PICTURES

(i haven’t been on here in a while and technology alone fascinates me)

Hey I love you and now I know exactly where your house is, and also that Grant plays guitar? Yes, he does.

Why?

Because he’s Grant Motherfucking Wood. That’s why.

We’re hanging out New Years and I’m driving the Hummer and it will be amazing.

-T-

PS: Hi, Kelsey’s mom!”

(SHE DROVE A HUMMER?? GIRLIE...)

December 29, 2005

“Lil’ Kels.

hahahahhaha

I looove love love your new pictures. You are pretty.

You’re right.. you better watch out.

Because I do what I want.

-T-”

January 8, 2006

“My name is Taylor, I am not clingy, I do not want a boyfriend.

I do not show signs of wanting a boyfriend.

I do not make hints leading on to the fact that I may want a boyfriend.

So how, tell me, on EARTH is it possible for someone to confuse this issue and IGNORE me because:

they don’t want a girlfriend.

(%(*..)%((IOJENTI..OWI$...)WO

-T-”

April 23, 2006

[3 sophomore year prom pictures with Kelsey Morris]

“(this is you quite obviously staring at my boobs)”

April 24, 2006

“Lyrics we live by:

And it hurts to want everything 

and nothing at the same time

I want what’s your and i

want what’s mine

I want YOU, but I’m not

giving in this time.

haha

i love you

you’re really pretty.

-T-”

April 30, 2006

“Kelsey.

I love you and I’m sorry about all the “distance”.

Distance = stupid and unnecessary.

Dude. The truth is, i miss you. Starbucks tomorrow?”

Bonus:

“I read your complaining comment about how your not on abigails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHAHA. (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow. I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave."

Click here for all non-Gaylor MySpace posts from that era