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Muppet Casting Rules

Because you can't just do whatever you want when you're casting the muppets.

Rule #1:You get ONE Human celebrity actor to play a character. This can be a main protagonist, a villain, a joke character, whoever fits best, but you only get one TRUE "celebrity" guest.

Rule #2: You may have multiple celebrity cameos, but their characters must appear only once and then never again, otherwise the celebrity counts as your one true celebrity role.

Rule #3: You may have two additional non-celebrity human actors to play roles where necessary. Generally this should be one man/boy and one woman/girl, but gender is a construct and this rule can be flexible depending on the roles in question.

Rule #4: Muppets should not be cast as multiple characters unless it is a story where two roles are traditionally played by the same actor (ie, the wolf and the prince in Into the Woods). Each muppet should only have one character in the story that they play.

Rule #5: The exception to rule number 4 is Miss Piggy, who may play multiple roles (as she does in Muppet Wizard of Oz) if the roles all make sense for her to play. This is both because she is really the only female muppet of note, and because, let's face it darling, she has the range.

Rule #6: You get ONE Unique Muppet per show. This should only be used once all other possible casting options have been exhausted, but an original muppet may be designed in order to fill a role that's particularly difficult to cast with current existing muppets and the One Celebrity and Additional Humans have already been used.

Rule #7: Background characters can be a mix of human and muppets, the ratio is dependent on the story itself. However, background characters are only really worth mentioning in the case of musicals, when discussing ensemble pieces.

Rule #8: Finally, any and all of these rules are in fact breakable if the end result is funny enough to justify it.

"Being queer is not natural and is inhuman"

It's true

We're all gods

so im working on playlists for shark bait, literally have bru- gw and tigs already and will share them if u want. however! this will be my thoughts on songs that'd work for a few other characters

LEE

strings - iyla

okay so him and the doctor right? right?? because he doesn't adress what that interaction is lacking til later but i feel that he'd resonate

pretty girl - clario

his need to please, to conform, to be whatever someone needs of him

loving is easy - rex orange county

lee starting to date neb and the chorus is directed at the doc with a little bit of venting upset

happier than ever - billie eilish

finally leaving the doctor, considering every moment he felt terrible in his hands. the times that he hated, the pleasure that he was lacking

are you bored yet - mellow fellow

after his first interaction with neb, or maybe even after mc shows him aftercare. either way the song is like "hey uh, we both aren't great here can you say something so i don't have to."

again and again - the bird and the bee

again (haha, im not funny) him and the doc. but this feels like more of an aftermath and him healing. like while going on the journey mc could show him this song and he lays in nebs bed just looking at the ocean bay windows like "wow... they were right."

how was your day - mellow fellow

HIM AND NEB, YES GOD!!! they're so cute and perfect for each other i love them

NEB

walls could talk - halsey

get it, bc of his camouflage ability... i'll see myself out

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are we still friends - tyler, the creator

bc of how he tricked you... bc things are awkward now and he has to hate you but you're the first human he doesn't think is that bad

control - halsey

identity crisis by the end of the game, and nearing it. should he continue with his mask? should he isolate? he's very powerful...

do ya thing - gorillaz

his place in stryker's palace, his place on that island? he likes the comfort of his room, but he was lonely and stryker didn't exactly care for him

i think i love you - the partridge family

him falling in love with the poseidon blessed human!? very literally this whole song. bc they arent bad, and he's crazy strong, so why tf is he afraid???

STRYKER

glimpse of us - joji

very obvious its about mc and his old love

i want you - mitski

this man is desperate... not exactly for you but for his dead partner

this is a life - son lux

him finding acceptance with the loss? moving on. healing. he listens to it so many times, with the comfort that mc gave him about "consider, multiple universes and in one of them they lived forever."

over and over - rio romero

him drinking, bc canonically he resorted to alcohol after the loss. but also going above and beyond for mc even tho they and his partener aren't the same.

the world we knew - frank sinatra

i feel like he'd listen to this while drinking wine in the tub. thinking about his dead partner... possibly crying

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