The Eye Opens

there’s one other thing that is as good as waltzing and that’s a piano duet make of this one what you will piano four hands? glorious. elias playing the piece with jon’s vocals? yes absolutely i’m so seated

to anyone who has ever written or drawn jonelias dancing be it literally or metaphorically i hope you know i owe you my everything

the anti queer Elias argument is so funny to me. “He’s not your queer icon.” Bestie name me one cishet Elias fan. People project onto their faves and there’s nothing wrong with that

Outta nowhere but I think it's really neat that the one time Elias had a villain laugh moment in the whole show that I can remember is when he's completely alone with only his corpse (and the tape recorder) as witness. He is NOT doing this for anyone else. He is doing it for HIMSELF thank you very much!

Elias please this deeply traumatized him

i just think jonelias is abt sexless sex i think we all need to cool it w the e rated fics bc the most compelling thing abt them is how they're staring at each other from opposite ends of a comically large dining table and that's sex to them

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was going to make a joke about how jon in theory is a leftist and objectively believes in "power to the people" and all that but fundamentally he simply finds people at large to be dumb and annoying and every time someone disagrees with his opinion in a way that ticks him off he briefly becomes 100% supportive of complete authoritarianism, ideally with himself as the dictator of the known universe, and then I remembered that wouldn't actually be a joke because he did canonically do exactly that.

fuck that submarine i thereby implore you to read this report and any further reports on this tragedy i know it’s fun to explore the mental gymnastics behind the idiocy of the rich and the phenomenon of a white man’s hubris but the lack of response and acknowledgment bothers me so much

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/06/18/asia/pakistan-deaths-migrant-boat-disaster-greece-intl-hnk/index.html

CNN

Greece migrant boat disaster: More than 300 Pakistanis dead in Mediterranean tragedy, official says | CNN

More than 300 Pakistani nationals have been killed in the sinking of a overcrowded fishing trawler off the coast of Greece, the latest trage

The Barbie and Ken mug shot meme but it's s1 Jon and post-s5 Jon who's time traveled back and pulled s1 Jon into all sorts of crazy shenanigans

Had an idea