The Thing About Jonelias Is That It's Great For Ace People Because They're Literally Incapable Of Having

the thing about jonelias is that it's great for ace people because they're literally incapable of having sex in normal ways

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2 years ago
Those Beholding Lads Sure Do BE HOLDING EACHOTHER 👀

Those Beholding lads sure do BE HOLDING EACHOTHER 👀

(get it?? Get it??)

(... I was gonna write something sappy or edgy under this and instead my Gremlin brain went for a joke... soooo)

1 year ago

randomly got annoyed again today at fandom portrayals of elias as a luddite. you think the world's most powerful avatar of beholding would be.... behind the times? ignorant to the progress of technology? even if you choose to ignore the fact that the digital age revolutionized beholding as a dread power (going from something tied much more closely to the hunt to something so much more exestential and all-consuming... the surveilance state! online surveilance! wiretapping! data gathering! predatory privacy policies! the zoom boom! etc!!!) and that the evolution of recording technology is how the institute was able to function as efficiently as it did to tell us its story... why would it ever make sense to you that the world's most powerful beholding avatar would remain wilfully ignorant of... anything. let alone wilfully ignorant of how the vast majority of the world functions and communicates. plus his greatest fear is death!! you think he isn't up to date on all the most prominent medical advances? that's just a willful misreading of the text.

1 year ago
Everyone's Listening To The Magnus Protocol And I'm Still Obsessed With Whatever These Fuckers Had Going

everyone's listening to the magnus protocol and i'm still obsessed with whatever these fuckers had going on


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2 years ago

I just needed you to know I love your elias design. That is a man I would want to punch on sight, which is absolutely perfect

Aahhh thank you so much!! Highly punchable man.

I Just Needed You To Know I Love Your Elias Design. That Is A Man I Would Want To Punch On Sight, Which
1 year ago
>:3c

>:3c

1 year ago
Female-presenting Nipples? I've Never Heard Of Such Things!

female-presenting nipples? I've never heard of such things!

anyways week by week my desire for them to makeout becomes so much stronger ;;

1 year ago
I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me.

I always feel like somebody's watching me.

1 year ago
This Stinker, Tma Character Sheet #6!

this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!


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1 year ago
UNDER MY WING

UNDER MY WING

2 years ago
Ooooooo Elias Bouchard You Are So Annoying To Me.

Ooooooo elias bouchard you are so annoying to me.

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