Its-a-game-i-lost

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

if you told me in january 2020 when the first puppet history ep dropped that in less than three years it would be the most intense lore heavy plot driven show i followed across all platforms id be like yeah thats checks out

do yall ever just sit back and think about how special the exile arc (from tommy’s pov) was? like it just hit me today, i really don’t think i’ve seen anything quite like it in rp, especially in regards to how tommy incorporated the basic mechanics of minecraft to paint this picture of a kid struggling to survive a traumatic situation.

like, there was an entire hour and a half stream where the goal was to create one ender chest. and that was one of the first streams, when c!tommy was doing relatively well. later on the goals devolved into stuff like.. building a new bridge 10 feet away from the old one to make it slightly easier for people to visit, a flimsy excuse to avoid thinking about the real goal of distracting himself

there was over 15 hours of streams about this. when you think about it, nothing really happened, but at the same time, everything happened. it was a small, focused, heavy character study played out in minecraft which is like… i mean, bold move for the Funnie Haha 16 y/o Minecraft Streamer?? ghHGJK??

i just think it’s a lil mind-blowing how well he conveyed the amount of effort it takes for someone to simply stay alive when they’re put in that kind of abusive situation, how the story was paced out and how the audience was drawn in for the ride. sometimes i find myself double-taking and being like. oh yeah. that was a thing that actually happened. huh

no wait this is the most alive ive felt in months someone announce something else batshit lets keep this shit train going what im feeling is not serotonin but BOY is it getting my blood pumping

the virgin tommy “needs a whole book and another persons help to come back from the dead” innit  vs the chad jack “crawled out of hell with his own two hands” manifold

i am but a humble moron vying for attention in this court overrun with jesters. throw me some scraps. my bells do a delightful little jingle when i wiggle my tiny hat

I don't know if I'm crying or laughing 😂

edit: PLEASE dont make too much noise about this. please. this is a block list for a reason- block and move on.

please read!

so! i am upset!

turns out the enderbees (tubbo & ranboo) tag is actually a ship tag, which is not only bad because neither cc wants to be shipped, but also because they are minors.

so i (hesitantly. this was torture) went to the small community through the tag and grabbed a few @s for a block list. call me oldschool, call me an anti, dont ship minors

@/violin-anon

@/mostlytubbounderscore

@/nderbuzz

@/enderboyfriends

@/mcytruth

@/finisapis

@/enderbeemybeloved

@/bluebeeanon

@/likeyenderbees

@/puddinganon

@/adhd-ranboo

@/tubbeess

@/ktruths

@/georgesoot

@/aloebees

@/mikeslemonade

@/isgaydoescrime

@/blossomdogthekarmaqueen

@/plant-anon

@/gayminecraftmen <- not a full shipper, but is friends with an enderbee shipper and supports the shippers

@/commietechno

@/enderbees

@/e-bees

@/ohdearboo

@/bee-tblr

@/prettyboytechno

@/brionnestan

@/reindeeranon

also, beware, since they know the majority of the community doesnt approve of them and theyre gonna try switching tags. so make sure to block not only the enderbee tag but the boobee tag as well

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!