An Incomplete Collection Of Tweets I Consider To Be Short Poems

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

Spoilers for the Dream SMP!!!!

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!

What a way to finish this year, with something I never thought of drawing before. Happy new year to everybody!!!

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Okay so I was thinking. All the people closest to Technoblade are on the verge of death.

Assuming he really does care about Tommy (and I think he does), that kid is on his last life, and he’s being perused by the owner of the server who has leverage over the both of them (the favor and the disks).

Philza is a hardcore player and therefore only ever had one life to begin with, and he just escaped house arrest. I don’t think anyone’s going to come for him? but he’s not exactly lacking in negative relationships.

Carl is an animal and therefore only has one life at all, no options for “non-canon deaths”

And Wilbur is literally already a ghost now with severe amnesia.

And it just makes me think. “Technoblade never dies” doesn’t sound so positive anymore.

the bad kids + text posts: gorgug thistlespring edition

20,000 Pounds of Trash Removed From Pacific Garbage Patch: ‘Holy mother of god. It worked!’

The man who won't rest until the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is cleaned up has successfully tested his system for doing so.

““The Great Pacific Garbage Patch can now be cleaned,” announced Dutch entrepreneur Boyan Slat, the wonderkid inventor who’s spent a decade inventing systems for waterborne litter collection.

Recent tests on his Ocean Cleanup rig called System 002, invented to tackle the 1.8 trillion pieces of plastic pollution, were a success, leading Slat to predict that most of the oceanic garbage patches could be removed by 2040.

Intersections of ocean currents have created the massive floating islands of plastic trash—five slow-moving whirlpools that pull litter from thousands of miles away into a single radius.

The largest one sits between California and Hawaii, and 27-year-old Slat has been designing and testing his systems out there, launching from San Francisco since 2013.

GNN has reported on his original design for the floating device, but his engineering team improved upon it. System 002, nicknamed “Jenny,” successfully netted 9,000 kilograms, or around 20,000 pounds in its first trial.

It’s carbon-neutral, able to capture microplastics as small as 1 millimeter in diameter, and was designed to pose absolutely no threat to wildlife thanks to its wide capture area, slow motion, alerts, and camera monitors that allow operators to spy any overly-curious marine life…

Slat estimates ten Jennies could clean half the garbage patch in five years, and if 10 Jennies were deployed to the five major ocean gyres, then 90% of all floating plastic could be removed by 2040.” -via Good News Network, 10/19/21

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Me rn

oh my god all i can think about is the spiderverse. it is consuming my waking thoughts.

We all really slept on Quackity's POV of Doomsday. It's probably the saddest one out of all of them.

Quackity actually ran away from L'Manberg before the battle, with his only possession of value, his skeleton horse. He ran because he realized there was no saving the nation. He was scared and hopeless. He had no weapons, no armor. He knew he wasn't a good fighter. He was prepared to start a new life somewhere else.

But he realized after reading Ranboo's memory book that he wanted to fight anyway. This was the very thing he became vice president to do: try and stop tyranny, even if it cost him his last life. He had absolutely nothing to gain, everything to lose, and would lose everything anyway. And yet he came back.

He died again and again.

He lost. Dream, Technoblade and Philza annihilated L'Manberg.

And when everything was over, he stood on the obsidian scaffolding above the crater. He stood with Tubbo, Tommy and Wilbur, brothers in arms, he sang from his heart, the anthem lost to the bombing that only he remembered the words to, a final goodbye to his home.

Someone's cutting onions in here.