You Know What Dad? Maybe I Don't Wanna Be The Saviour Of The Broken, The Beaten And The Damned. It's

GUYS

I WAS FREAKING OUT OVER SPIDER-MAN INTO THE SPIDER VERSE WHEN

I CHECKED ITS WIKI PAGE AND NOTICED

HOLY SHIT

I KNEW I NEEDED MORE OF THIS ANIMATION STORY MASTERPIECE

Ranboo: "I'm an enderman."

Slimecicle: "I'm... slime."

Them, to Jack Manifold: "What are you?"

Jack Manifold (who survived several wars and revolutions, who battled the blood god, who went to the void, but couldn't be kept and came back with all three lives restored): "I'm just a dude."

20,000 Pounds of Trash Removed From Pacific Garbage Patch: ‘Holy mother of god. It worked!’

The man who won't rest until the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is cleaned up has successfully tested his system for doing so.

““The Great Pacific Garbage Patch can now be cleaned,” announced Dutch entrepreneur Boyan Slat, the wonderkid inventor who’s spent a decade inventing systems for waterborne litter collection.

Recent tests on his Ocean Cleanup rig called System 002, invented to tackle the 1.8 trillion pieces of plastic pollution, were a success, leading Slat to predict that most of the oceanic garbage patches could be removed by 2040.

Intersections of ocean currents have created the massive floating islands of plastic trash—five slow-moving whirlpools that pull litter from thousands of miles away into a single radius.

The largest one sits between California and Hawaii, and 27-year-old Slat has been designing and testing his systems out there, launching from San Francisco since 2013.

GNN has reported on his original design for the floating device, but his engineering team improved upon it. System 002, nicknamed “Jenny,” successfully netted 9,000 kilograms, or around 20,000 pounds in its first trial.

It’s carbon-neutral, able to capture microplastics as small as 1 millimeter in diameter, and was designed to pose absolutely no threat to wildlife thanks to its wide capture area, slow motion, alerts, and camera monitors that allow operators to spy any overly-curious marine life…

Slat estimates ten Jennies could clean half the garbage patch in five years, and if 10 Jennies were deployed to the five major ocean gyres, then 90% of all floating plastic could be removed by 2040.” -via Good News Network, 10/19/21

you.

*cups ao3 author's face in my hands gently* please. you are the only one who understands the blorbos correctly. you must write more.

Can u tell me about ur ocs?

I dont know about them either

wake up, you’re dreaming again.

wishing every member of the disney-mcu marketing team a very happy screaming crying throwing up as they learn that despite every algorithmically targeted test audience development by market analysis megahit they attempt to manufacture, tumblr will collectively decide without forethought or discussion that the new fandom obsession is a non-existent scorsese film premised entirely on the tag label on a pair of knock off boots

incomplete list of quotes that sound like they’re from classics but are instead from minecraft roleplay:

“Independence or death. If we get no revolution, then we want nothing.”

“The thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and we’ve had that conversation.”

“This isn’t the right thing to do. This isn’t the moral thing to do. What’s the point in doing anything if you’ve lost all hope?”

“Please remember that I’ve gotten everything taken away from me, and you know what they say about a woman that has nothing to lose.”

“This is the last moment for Judas to reveal themselves. Who’s the traitor?”

“However, I am questioning my own stand in this war. Am I on the right side? There is no true answer to the question, and it can only be told by time.”

(feel free to add on-)