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Local Bookstores Are The Best

Part One (because I'm sure I will continue to have many things to say on this subject)

There's this one super awesome person who works at the small town local bookstore I frequent. They read over a hundred books a year. They work at three other jobs, including the locally owned game store down the street. They play D&D. They have a shrine in the front of the store when you first walk in dedicated to their recommendations from the hundreds of books they consume. I walk into the store and they are listening to yet another book. Or turning the pages of one. They once turned down the volume "just in case you wanted to read this series so I don't spoil it for you". They tell you the best RPG stuff to get and where to get the coolest dice. They talk books and authors of any genre any timeframe. They help you weigh the pros and cons of starting certain series, or deciding which ones to purchase first. They are the chillest person known to humankind. They are my favorite person to see in that bookstore and I hope both they and the bookstore gain immortality if that's something they'd be interested in.

Walmart employee story time.

(Disclaimer: I am not a Walmart employee yet. This is about a Walmart employee I encountered.)

My sister and I went to Walmart for our biweekly grocery expenditures (that's how you use that word, right?) and while we're in the dairy section "Come Sail Away" by Styx is playing. Heck yes so I'm singing along, it's especially fun to do the chorus. I'm doing it quietly because I don't want to embarrass my sister in public or anything but in a moment I look over and there a few refrigerators away is a Walmart employee stocking and... also singing!

Anyhow the song fades out and my sister and I go about out business but when that guy was done with what he was doing he approached me and said, "Hey... so I uh. I noticed you were singing along to the other song. It made me really happy to hear someone was singing that song, I was singing along too."

:D .

He was really nice and went back to work but man that stuck with me.

I dared get got by the wizard ;-;

WIZARD CURSE WARNING

do you dare proceed?

Go add 10 lines to your current WIP

here’s your damn fish

me on my phone waiting for my food to be ready but my food is cereal and literally all I need to do is pour milk on it

oh yeah and spinoff tv series spit out like tickets on a prize-winning machine. look at this. there's more of those than there are original contents. look at this. look at this this dude was in like 14 tv shows in one year. there are more iterations of classic feature length animated movies than the ocean could ever hope to swallow

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

i felt like the answer was so obvious on this one. and it was the answer no one chose

okay poll time!

"Perhaps another baleada will cure me."

never once in my life met prev. so what. prev got me doing a reblog game and that's a positive influence in my life HAPPY NEW YEAR

i hope im a positive influence on somebody’s life

Guess who found the professor

professors whenever there's a mistake in their powerpoint: yeah I got these slides from another professor

the best was actually when my family called me and i hear

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birthdayy.

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birthdayy.

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birthdayy

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birthday"

they sang happy birthday to me except the only word they sang was birthday in a semi monotonous tone and they left everything else with an ominous silence

this was, no doubt, the creative genius of my brothers and my dad