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This. Is. EVERYTHING.

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EDIT: Stop saying that I stole the video, I never said that this video was mine or that I had done it, and friendly reminder that the name Voordeel is on the end of the video so shut the fuck up dumbass

Muriel Smut part 3. The most smut. There will be one more part after this. I know it’s long. But I enjoyed writing it. 18+, NSFW. Enjoy my thirsty hot trash.=D

Pumpkin bread P3~

Your hands clasp your mouth in shock and embarrassment. Did I just say that?

“Muriel– I.” You start to feel yourself fall backwards, he catches you before your back hits the floor, still trying to get his breath under control. You still cover your hot face with your hands tightly, as he sits you up and pulls you into his chest. He awkwardly struggles to find some words. “….Uh…what was– …….Did that– …..was that–….are you ok–?”

You finally blurted out, “Oh god! I’m so sorry!”

“What–wh–why are you apologizing?” Frustration and confusion in his voice.

“I don’t know! Because of Asra!” Your voice is muffled as you speak through your hands.

“Because of…What? What do you mean ‘because Asra’?”

“…..He made a stupid pumpkin bread with seduction elixir. He left it on the freakin’ table in the back room.”

“… what?”

You eye peers through your parted fingers. “…….And– and I ate some of it.”

“Uuuuhhhhhhhh…….” He blankly stares at you. “Why?”

“I was hungry!! I didn’t know! You know how I love pumpkin bread!”

You start to feel your heartbeat ringing in your ears again. This moment of sanity isn’t going to last long. Tears start to overwhelm your eyes but you don’t dare show them.

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I M A G I N E

Being a part of a organisation run by women, who take down the most powerful and dangerous men around the world. Your job; seduce and destroy. But slowly you begin to fall in love with one of the men you where sent to take down, will you be able to accomplish your mission and kill him or will you fail your mission and your fellow women.

I heard THE SONG in class.

Heaven

Agent Jack ‘Whiskey’ Daniels x F!Reader SMUT

Rating: 18+, minors please go elsewhere, i don’t want your trouble, GET OFF MY LAWN

Word Count: 4.6K

Summary: After a stressful day of babysitting Jack’s two boys (he is a single father, fuck canon) and even more stressful homework while waiting for Jack to come home; you find yourself in Jack’s bed alone relieving your stress. Little did you know that Jack finished his work early. 👀

For the purposes of this fic the kids room is completely soundproof and they are not aware of the festivities lmao

MAJOR CREDIT to @zeldasayer i was heavily inspired by thots that were had on her blog, and with her permission this thot BLOSSOMED 

also big thank you to @absurdthirst for letting me throw ideas your way, you gave me the confidence i needed!

Warnings: Reader Insert, use of Y/N, smut, oral sex (f/m receiving), unprotected sex (PLS DON’T BE A FOOL, WRAP YOUR TOOL), anal play, spitting, consensual use of degrading language (slut, whore, cockdumb, cockslut etc), DADDY KINK mate, choking, spanking, basically ALL the good shit. Also i am Australian™️, i have no clue how american universities work lol, so i glossed over that shit. Jack as a Statesman Agent is not referenced as i haven’t seen the film, so i guess it’s an AU? 

DISCLAIMER: This is my first ever fic, so PLEASE be kind, i am welcome to constructive criticism to improve my writing, but please take into account that i have never done this before, and i am TRYING my best. Nasty and unnecessary comments will not be addressed, you’ll just get blocked, i aint playing games lol. Love you all, if this does okay i may be open to taking requests 👀

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Make it a good one, kids.

I had to scream into my pillow

I’ve never been ashamed of my preferences before

ik it wouldnt have had as big of an impact but i kinda wish in endgame that just before tony snapped his other hand was suddenly grasped by peter quill.

peter goes “we’ll share it. like before.” then rocket takes his hand, then drax, then steve, then thor, and so on and so forth.

and thanos watches as all of them hold on to each other as tony snaps and they lose. tony gets to go back to morgan and pepper. all is well

consider: billy wearing nancy’s old sweater cause he showed up without a shirt for the gangs meeting in the wheelers house

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