Its-spelt-hermaeus-mora - Tired Little Rice Boy

Please reblog this for a larger sample size im curious :3

do you do NSFW requests? If so hermaeus Mora NSFW plz

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Post cancelled, ANT FARM

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Life hack if u dont wanna fold ur clothes get those big ol clear toy boxes from target or smth and just. Clothes. In. Big pile. Its quick and its still technically organized and if u want u can hav a little box for socks n stuff but. Clothes box. Works for the neurodivergents, tested and proven

- Nori

The thought of both Bain and Joy being transmasc amuses me. Like Bain is this 40-50 y/o man who's hella experienced then theres this 22 y/o fuckin child who just started his transition and doesnt know shit.

Like. Concept.

Joy: *Struggling to breath after running from the cops*

Bain: Woah there bud, are you okay?

Joy: Yeah its just my binder.

Bain, who has been there, done that, knowing you're not supposed to do extensive physical activities in a binder: You McFucking WHAT

Heist idea where they rob a bank to pay for Joy's surgeries.

Bain and Joy fuckin syncing their injection times so they can bond over it.

Also Jiro unofficially adopting Joy and just. Finding out about him being trans before he comes out so he pulls the ol switcharoo and sits down with Joy one day and just goes.

Jiro, in a totally disappointed, deadpan tone: You are not my daughter.

Joy, panicking internally: Oh.

Jiro: Because you are my son.

Joy: :D

Dallas correcting hostages and even police when they misgender Joy.

Bain helping Joy grapple with dysphoria and stay up with him when he needs it.

Sokol teaching him to play hockey, saying stuff like "Oh look at you, big strong man" when he noticed Joy looking a little down.

Bodhi being the last person to learn that Joy is trans.

Bodhi: Okay girl here's the thing-

Joy: I'm a guy

Bodhi:

Bodhi: Okay boy here's the thing-

Houston just seeing Joy style his hair differently and mentally going "Oh little bro? Worm."

Vlad getting knocked on his ass by Joy's voice dropping in between interactions.

Some of the team members talk slower when they talk about Joy cause they don't wanna mess up and use the wrong pronouns.

Hoxton panicked and used they as sone point and Joy went "Oh? :°" and becomes a certified he/they

Just general Trans Joy things, might make another post, sorry for the rambling i just kinda saw Joy and projected immediately.

- Nori

Cosplay plans! Cause i literally cannot think about anything else right now!!

Jaskier (The Witcher)

I think itd be fun to make this but it would take a long time

Im p sure he has multiple costumes but i wanna go with the iconic pinkish-red outfit from the show

His gayest look <3

Okay this line is written 4-5 minutes after the last one cause I looked up references and oh my god he is QUEER

I love him

Hes just like me fr

Anyways the long coat might be something I have to buy

Im not good at making coats :[]

I have the perfect wig though

Dunno yet -hes a long term investment.

Lets put dear Dandelion on the backburner for now.

Nero (DMC5)

NOW THIS BAD BOY

This is my pet project for next Comic Con, which is approximately 10 months from now.

I want. No. NEED to make the arm myself.

I have a mighty craving.

Doing his original demon arm pre-dmc5 prologue ouchie

Will be my first time working with EVA foam

I have most of his outfit just in my everyday wardrobe

Only roadblocks are the hair and the coat

The coat will likely be an altered thrift item

Whereas the hair might just be my own sprayed white.

Dunno about the hair just yet, but Im optimistic about this guy.

Getting/Making the sword would be awesome, but not needed.

Atreus (God of War: Ragnarok)

Ough my autism

I love him

Hair will have to be mine but cut

His hair is so short it would be hard to pass off with a wig

Lots of belts

LOTS OF BELTS

BRUH COOL IT WITH THE BELTS

Could probably just alter thrift items for most of it

And fake fur is cheap as hell at our nearest Joanns

I have a suitable bow

Im confident about this one

Especially cause theres no time limit on him - I can work on Atreus when Im not working on Nero

Raiden (MGR:R)

Im buying everything for this one honestly; its a casual cosplay I wanna wear out for no reason

I have everything I want to get for it in waiting, just need to get paid

Im gonna try to 3d print his jaw

Destiny (Star Wars OC)

Im kinda going back and forth on this one.

On one hand, itd be easier to commission the full set of clone armour and have it be fitted and painted professionally

BUT

I could also buy a blank set of armour to paint myself, which I think could be fun.

Dunno just yet, but excited nonetheless

Puppy (RUINER)

My👏au👏tism👏

I started playing Ruiner and I am in love with his design

Jacket would be thrifted and altered, the mask would have to be bought since im no good at electrical stuff

Otherwise I have most other pieces

Just need a lead pipe

Human Puss in Boots

OR im considering making Nerve, which could be cool.

Guillermo (WWDITS)

I have mostly everything for him already

Just need the glasses and a sweater

I love him so much hes just so :]

Literally already done as of today I just need to make his sword

When I get paid I am taking my ass to a hardware store for DOWEL

Im so excited

Built this one mainly cause Im playing Puss in an upcoming production of Shrek the Musical and I need my costume

But still, Ive been wanting to cosplay him for a very, very long time so this is exciting as all hell.

Subject to a part 2 but thats all I have for now!!

Some absolute bangers from my dnd sesh tonight:

DM, in response to Jonathan taking a puff of weed mid-session: “Are you ripping a bong in Strahd’s castle??”

DM, after Jonathan asks in-game if Strahd is British: “He gives you a confused look like ‘what the fuck are british people?’“

Dm, watching a player be weird across the table: “What are you throating over there? Is that a piece of asparagus?”

Said player: “You dont got the asparagussy.”

Jonathan, in response to ‘What can I do that you cant?’: “You can…not tank a wooden stake to the heart.”

Jonathan: “Youre a bad neighbor!”

Aenrice: “IM A FIRBOLG, IM THE TARGET OF A HATECRIME.”

Aenrice: “Dont die.”

Jonathan: “Probably not.”

Jonathan, when Strahd doesn’t believe him: “No, I can actually speak dog.”

DM, imitating Jonathan: “That vampire bussy got me actin up.”

Jonathan: “I told you we shouldn’t have done it but you were all ‘no i want some of that sweet vampire dick-“

Aenrice: “THAT WAS YOU-“

Jonathan’s Player, out of nowhere: “You could totally turn an ice cream scooper into a pipe.”

Jonathan, in reference to fucking Strahd: “You said no, he said yea, we took the highest bidder.”

Arenus, jealously: “I cant believe you would even think about doing something like that with him.”

Jonathan: “Dyou wanna fuck?”

Arenus: “No!”

Jonathan: “Then shut up.”

NPC: “Stay safe traveler!”

Jonathan: “Maybe”

Aenrice’s Player: “Aenrice looks at your four-barreled blunderbuss, then at his one barreled blunderbuss, and says ‘Yours is bigger than mine.’”

Jonathan: “Aint that the usual.”

Jonathan: “Strahd, me boy, yer a feckin fool.”

Jonathan: *Exorcises Strahd while speaking fake Italian like a Terminal Montage video*

Jonathan: “Exorcise, no treadmill.”

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

I hope to one day reach the level of payday posting that Yado and Bainposting and the others are on. I hope to one day join the high council but alas I started this blog for Elder Scrolls content.

- Nori

I have evolved past hand cramps. I now get

My thumb will not return to its normal position because of how I hold my tablet.

I can still move it, its just super weak for a few seconds after I move my hand away from my tablet.

Combining all my favourite charcter design traits into one mf, I’ll keep yall updated