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Honestly I lowkey think the resident punks (Rust and Sydney) would have acab tattoos as well.

Speaking of tattoos, which remember of the Payday gang d’y’all think is most likely to have/has ACAB tattoos? I’ll also count ACAB-related imagery/codes too (think 1312).

I think it’d be kinda funny if Bain or Dragan had them, because former cops so teeheehee funny.

On a more serious note, I can imagine Bonnie or Sangres having them. For your sanity (and mine), I will not elaborate on which body parts they have chosen to place these particular pieces.

Barbie and Marina and the Diamonds are fundamentally tied to my transmasc identity in a way i cannot explain

Talking mad shit about an article as a seasoned Alienfucker

SO. The article in question is this:

https://reelrundown.com/movies/The-Top-10-Sexiest-Aliens

I’m going to rant about why it was funny to me in a strangely not funny way. Keep in mind this is written out of sheer boredom, this isn’t supposed to be serious, but I’m criticizing this article because I want to and because its actually bullshit.

So basically the list counts as such:

10. Serleena Xath (Men in Black)

9. Queen Tyr’ahnee (Duck Dodgers)

8. Princess Neytiri (Avatar)

7. Aayla Secura (Star Wars)

6. Ella (Cowboys and Aliens)

5. Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)

4. Leeloo (The Fifth Element)

3. Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica)

2. Darth Talon (Star Wars)

1. Sil (Species)

I sorted them out into four distinct categories.

I reckon you can already see why this is funny to me. Because most of their choices. Don’t look like aliens. You can’t make a list of fuckable aliens and list off aliens that look indistinguishable from humans. That just means you like humans

I can excuse Neytiri and Aayla and Talon, Gamora’ and Tyr’ahnee are on thin ice, but c’mon man. Come on man. At least put some actual aliens for the rest.

I dunno, maybe I just don’t understand the Normal Person Gaze (tm) but if you ask people who I feel like this article is for then Venom would be on there without question.

Anyways. Have a good evening.

I love being a greek pagan dating a norse pagan cause both of us say "oh my gods" but which ones? Fuck around and find out, bucko.

You’re absolutely correct, deltalabs.

Bain, vaping: So Jimmy, you do drugs?

Jimmy: Oh yeah all the time.

Bain: Oh cool, like weed?

Jimmy, snorting an obscene amount of coke: Yeah somethin like that.

Houston came to work with us for the first time the other day. At work we listen to a very specific playlist. On this playlist is two versions of The Bad Touch by the Bloodhounds. I watched this man go from pleasantly jamming to "OH GOOD GOD" in .2 seconds.

- Nori

I dont usually do shippy posts but I just wanna talk abt these old men.

Bain and Dallas have such interesting symmetry.

Dallas, a professional criminal, an established name in both the crime world and the civvy world. Clad in suit and tie, smokes cigarettes, likely enjoys alcohol on occasion. Brave, and a leader.

Bain, the "guy in the chair", unknown to most and known to few only as Bain. T-shirt and jeans, prefers to vape, probably drank bong water just to try it. Secretive, but incredibly intelligent.

Both are in their 40's, much past choosing a different career.

Dallas is well-dressed, and likely takes utmost care of himself. His hair is a marble of dark and light, the years evident on his face and in the grey of his locks. Keeps his facial hair and nails trimmed, makes an effort to style his hair.

Bain throws on whatever he can find quickly. His hands and lips are chapped, his hair is pitch black and probably greasy. Likely dyes his hair. Only trims his facial hair when it gets too inconvenient, and chews his nails regularly. Leaves his hair down, it's easier this way.

Nathan Steele would love to have a family one day, and cares for the other heisters diligently.

Bain is lonely. He lives alone, eats alone, and sleeps alone.

Dallas wears a mask, and Bain doesn't need one.

I just think they're neat.

My first ever attack in my first ever artfight. I had a lot of fun doing it.

This is Wren Kahrlial Springs, a character owned by @its-spelt-hermaeus-mora

Hope you like it!

Finally read the whole blueycapsules thing. He/They gays stay winning