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Harlan had to make Arthur “I fucking hate cultists” Lester and Lord “I routinely lure cultists to my castle to kill them” Evrard circumstantial enemies because if they had met at any other time then they would have become immediate besties

are you secretly a monster?

The thing about this website is that you can NOT predict what posts will do numbers. If you sit down and craft something and think 'this is the most insightful thing I've ever written' it will get one pity like from a ten-year mutual. If you flop over to the computer at 3am to drowsily type some bullshit like 'bones are perpetually unborn teeth' before passing out over your keyboard it'll destroy your notifications for weeks.

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

me: yo this could be us

my girlfriend: bet (sends picture of katana)

me: where- how-

the 6th love language is fighting monsters together

Past and present

Guy wearing a distressed jean jacket with a Kermit the frog patch walks up to the library’s facade, he turns around with a smile and says “the punkest thing you can do is return your library books on time” with a wink, tosses his copy of The Peanut Allergy Epidemic into the return box, a gnarled hand shoots out of the book slot and grabs his wrist, he screams, the twisted, knobby fingers tighten their grip and begin to pull, pull, pull, the guy’s body is contorted as he is forced into the tiny gap through sheer force, blood shoots out, so much blood, hitting terrified passersby as they leave and enter the front doors, a woman tucks away her checkouts into her cardigan to keep them from getting ruined, blood keeps spraying, finally his last foot goes through, his doc marten popping off and falling onto the concrete, bouncing slightly .

im changing... augh... i can feel my dna changing... it hurts.... *hand turns into a dvd*

haunting the narrative

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