Vice doesn't have many expressions other than "tragic victorian anxiety" but one of them is definitely "caught two seconds away from slurping your soul like a gogurt"
I love the way Gordon is Battinson’s Batman’s handler. Every other cop is like scared shitless or pissed at the sight of Batman at crime scenes but Gordon’s just there like ‘oh this guy? No no he’s like my pet detective mhmm. He doesn’t bite I swear’
guys i’ll be real it’s going on five years soon i don’t think this is a hyperfixation i think this is a special interest forever
The thing about this website is that you can NOT predict what posts will do numbers. If you sit down and craft something and think 'this is the most insightful thing I've ever written' it will get one pity like from a ten-year mutual. If you flop over to the computer at 3am to drowsily type some bullshit like 'bones are perpetually unborn teeth' before passing out over your keyboard it'll destroy your notifications for weeks.
Just follow your heart and keep smiling. 魔女の宅急便 Kiki’s Delivery Service ┃1989
“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
I don’t have sex with other people and even I know that queer sex isn’t just one particular thing that requires a top and bottom. Some of y’all have a very narrow view of how sex works.
i’d like to add maybe a reset function as well. like when my body starts to vibrate from the panic attack you can just do a system restart and fix it all in one swoop
wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod
Can't have shit in the Malevolent fandom wdym we're the whimpering in holes podcast ?????