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“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

If weed cat goes and becomes bipedal, I'll cry

pls.

Unmute !

God damn, best idea for a tech update I've seen in a while.

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

*Bo Burnham's Bezos songs play ominously in the background*

new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

Men’s tits. Thoughts?

I want a bloody one

rb this post to give the person you reblogged from a potted plant