*puts Husband On Shoulder Like Bird

“Do you ever get over having to come out?” (x)

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Dolce & Gabbana Haute Couture - Detail

i feel like nico would like flame princess bc she’s warm

THAT’S SO CUTE?????

food service and retail workers should be legally allowed to slap one (1) customer across the face as hard as they can every year. slaps do roll over at the end of year so you can really come unglued if you've been saving em up like vacation days.

Guy who hates magic so much, I mean absolutely fucking detests it with all his heart, that it just has no effect when used on him

Abbey Lee Kershaw with Nicholas Hoult at the Met Gala 2013