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you DO realize that Charlie is dating,Vaggy right? i'm am not saying that it's is wrong you ship alastor and charlie, i'm just saying that WHY do you ship them?😐

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Just what is Echo, Why Does McCree Have Her Chip, and how long has she been deactivated?

Okay, so from what I can gather from the short, the whole heist was set up by McCree with the intent of getting Echo back. As indicated by his “You never could resist a good tip” line and the fact that he was willing to let Deadlock have literally everything else on the train so long as he just got Echo’s crate. He knew Deadlock had the firepower to stop the train. So they blow up the train and expose the crate and he, in true McCree fashion, has to hope he can improvise his way out of a situation with the bounty he needs where he’s very notably outnumbered.

Now I’ve heard it suggested that Echo has been deactivated so long that she was in Overwatch before Winston joined, as indicated by her “Monkey?” line. But when McCree corrects himself, saying “Scientist! Whatever!” it’s clearly a nod back to the “Recall” short of Winston’s self-affirming quote of “I’m not a monkey, I’m a scientist!” So personally I feel like that exchange isn’t establishing that Echo is completely out of the loop so much as Echo being close enough with Winston to affirm his abilities as a scientist and defend him when others seem to underestimate him.

Basically my working theory is that Echo was decommissioned and deactivated when the Petras Act was enacted—she is not an omnium-produced omnic, but rather an artificial intelligence likely developed in hopes of bridging the gaps between humans and Omnics during Overwatch’s golden days and the bumpy years following the Omnic crisis. Not being an omnic and rather, being technically a piece of Overwatch equipment, Echo didn’t have the same established ‘personhood’ as Omnics and hence Echo was deactivated and placed in the custody of the US government–likely because she was created here in America, but it could also be because the US government threw a hissy fit in the post-Petras Act negotiations and insisted on keeping her in custody. 

Now, as far as McCree’s possession of Echo’s activation chip goes, there are two options–Either McCree took the chip with him when he sensed the inevitable Overwatch/Blackwatch power struggle, or, he stole the chip from UN/US custody after the Petras act was enacted. I feel like the former is easier to pull off, but the latter is not out of the question when it comes to McCree’s resourcefulness.

This is all speculation so take this with a grain of salt.

what shared trauma do they have??

so okay along with the abandonment and guilt issues bc of venom (written here), they left the sewers and attempted to live in the city on their own, they end up coerced/kidnapped into tel-kars (god rest his canon soul) crime family, because do you know how much baby klyntar cost on the black market?? these things are killing machines and we found two just wandering around!

more art by @freedomconvicted​, tel-kar dresses them up so they are Classy (penguin shaped child sleeper gives me so much dopamine)

tel-kar pretty much treats them like shit and like tools, forcing them into dangerous situations for heists and shit, and does a bunch of fucked up shit to them like throwing red into a soundproof metal room w no light for a week as punishment for misbehaving and its dark in there like the sewer and she reverts to her feral goo form… and then he makes sleeper think that he’ll let her out if sleeper does everything he tells him to perfectly, like, stand in a corner for 12 hours and dont move a muscle, and now sleeper is a perfectionist and red is afraid of the dark, amongst even more emotional and verbal abuse into their adulthood

Fourth Room - The art of How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden Wolrd, part one

HH Theory: Angel and Valentino

So, those who’ve seen the prequel comic on the Hazbin Hotel website know that Angel was/is working for a powerful Pimp named Valentino

ad Valentino, as you can see from above, is an @$$hole.

Now, I know the #1 theory we have regarding him is “maybe Angel’s at the hotel looking for a way out of Val’s clutches,” BUT….then the next day, the pilot came out…and in the opening, we see THIS:

Viv, is VERY CLEVER in her story plot-hook delivery. She DELIBERATELY included this after releasing those first seven prequel pages knowing the fans would NOTICE and put 2 and 2 together that Angel IS still working for Val, and that Val’s just as much of a controlling, dominating abusive boss as presented in the only two pages of him we’ve seen so far…and not ONLY has it got us hooked on how that can effect Angel’s character development, but also, let’s keep in mind ONE OTHER DETAIL OR TWO:

Valentino does NOT like it when Angel is outside the Pron studio. As far as he’s concerned, Angel’s a PORN ACTOR….HIS porn actor, and NOTHING MORE, probably to keep him from getting hurt and “damaging the goods” so to speak. However, we DOn”T KNOW is Valentino knows that Angel’s at the hotel…AND we all KNOW that Angel’s little turf battle with Cherri and Pentious was broadcast ALL OVER HELL

Sooooo….

-What deal did Angel make to get out of the studio? Or did he make a deal at all?

-How will Valentino react to Angel’s “turf war” shenanigans and Angel being at the hotel?

-How will Valentino’s involvement in Angel’s life while at the hotel effect Angel’s story arc?

SO MANY QUESTIONS!! O3O

Angel Dust, Valentino and Hazbin Hotel belong to @vivziepop​

Let’s interact with the spider gang!

Miguel: Okay raise of hands who actually has a brain cell here?

Peter B:

Ham:

Noir:

Poppy:

Miles:

Gwen: *starts to raise hand*

Miles: *Lowers hand*

Peni: Does it count if it’s in the possession of my spider, and not me

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Miles: Strange flex but cool beans

Gwen: Freaky flexing but whatever

Peni: Quirky characteristic but allowed

Poppy: Abnormal brag but continue

Noir: Strange flaunt, but alas

Ham: Unorthodox display of hubris but very well

Peter B: So this is what hell is like

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Poppy: You guys never heard of Batman? Or the Justice League?

Everyone, putting away their comics: No...

Alternatively

Miles: So Nick Fury of all people come up to me-

Poppy: Woah woah woah. Like the comic book hero?

Ham: ???

Miles: Comic book hero?

Poppy: Yeah, Nick Fury, played by Samuel L. Jackson, wears an eyepatch, ominous as fuck

Miles: Weird, that sound just like him. Here, look *shows picture*

Poppy:

Poppy, softly: Holy fuck

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Miguel: I just feel like I’m doing all the work and I’m not getting any credit-

Poppy: Let me ask you a very fair question. What do you do successfully

Miguel:

Poppy: Quickly

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Poppy and Gwen, to Peni: Aren’t you tired of going apeshit

P and G: DON’T YOU WANT TO BE NICE?!

Peni: No :3

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Noir: On one hand it’s very good to have someone you can talk to about your feelings

Noir: On another hand this whole group is ready to storm my dimension to commit several murders and I don’t know how long I can hold them back

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Mary Jane: Peter, if we are going to have a relationship again, I think it is best we talk about children before starting anything

Peter B: Okay, okay. I have four children

Mary Jane:

Mary Jane: Wha-

Peter B: They’re technically not mine, but the bond just happen y’know! We meet up every weekend in Miles dimension for burgers, I can introduce you to them then!

Mary Jane: I was gone for like a year what the fuck happened

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Poppy: Hey Peter can we visit your dimension next week!

Peter B: Ask your mother

Miles: ...Who’s the mother of the group?

Gwen: Hey Ham-

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Mary Jane: Hi I’m MJ and this is the Mary Janes

The Spider gang, all wearing handle bar mustaches: GO GWEN!!!!

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Peter B, who borrowed Poppy’s phone to look something up: You have a girl’s group chat?

Poppy: Obviously. It’s where we send memes to each other

Peter B: You guys already send memes to the group chat

Poppy: Oh nononono

Poppy: It’s where we send memes specifically about you guys

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Peter B, Ham, and Noir: I can’t believe we adopted four unruly teenagers

Aunt May: Join the club

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Peni: As the once great fire god said

Peni: “I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid”

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Mission: Calls for a self sacrificing idiot

Every spider, immediately: I VOLUNTEER!!!

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Poppy and Gwen: We only had Peni for a day and a half

P and G: But if anything happened to her we will destroy everything in this dimension and then ourselves

The Spider dudes, nodding: Valid

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Peni: Leg

Gwen: Shoulders

Miles: Knees

Poppy: And toes

Peni: You idiots it’s ‘HEAD shoulders knees and toes!’

Poppy: You started it with legs?!?

Peni: THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS PLANNING

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Poppy: I miss Normie

Miles: Uh, anyone else?

Poppy: JJ? MJ? Betty? Of course I miss them!

Miles: Do you not have a whole ass sibling back home?!

Poppy:

Miles:

Poppy: p e t e r

Peter B, Ham, Noir: Suddenly, I don’t feel safe anymore

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Gwen: I don’t dance when I fight

Gwen: I perform

*whole badass dance-fight scene*

Doc Ock: 10/10!

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Ham: Become Spider-Ham they said

Ham: It would be fun they said

Ham, pointing to apartment where the Spidergang is: LOOK WHAT I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING

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Peter B: So we’re going to be all sneaky to get the information

Peni: Or, hear me out

Peni: Explosions

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Peter B, upon meeting the spiderkids: You remind me of myself when I was younger

Peter B: This will end badly for everyone

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Miguel: Okay who here is actually straight

Peter B:

Noir:

Ham:

Miles:

Poppy:

Gwen:

Peni: *starts to raise hand but pauses*

Peni: *shakes head and lowers hand*

three different colourations of a fallow deer, photographed by Mszafran on deviantart Source here

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