What Is The Point Of Writing That Down? Like- That’s Cool He Did It Over The Phone… But Writing It

Happened to glance over at my coworker and her phone was at just the right angle and she is ON TUMBLR. what if we have reblogged each other and don't know it.

How is this still relevant after the direct FOCUSED PURELY ON MARIO KART?????

The real reason why they're not showing us Rainbow Road in Mario Kart World is because Rainbow Road will be playable

“Nobody wants to enjoy retirement” is such a stupid thing. Like- ???????? Yes?????? People do??????

Listening to Maria Bartiromo drone on about MAGA narratives as if she has an objective point of view is theatre for the braindead.

The anecdotal 'nobody wants to enjoy retirement' is from the same people who say grandma should help with child care.

Poor Dorian. He doesn’t deserve this.

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

Follow for the same image of a snird every week or submit your own snird!

For every bug fixed, they had to introduce 3 more. Thats what Tom Howard himself requested

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

The prophetic texts

Rereading Marcy’s Journal in 2025 is such a surreal experience lol

It’s more than that-

She got those things when she first got there, but it was all ripped from her. It was all a lie to keep her placated by King Andrias.

The irony is that Marcy went to Amphibia hoping to have an amazing adventure, a found family, and becoming a hero. Only for everyone BUT her to get that, while she is forced to accept everything teenage girls worst fear: that she’s not special and never will be.

made some dratula gifs since i have to do all of the work in this fucking house