I Was Literally On My Grandma's Funeral And This Guy Asked Me Two Times If I Was Okay (the First One

after all of this is over we're supporting every single john boyega movie. or series. or whatever. if he's there for 3 secs we're watching that shit. every single thing. this man's not losing his career on my watch.

Hahahaha

2020 energy!!!!!!!

me watching that scene of MoM

I'm gonna call him Dorito

So, Dorito asked to follow me on Instagram. I didn't even see it until yesterday. Now he's taking his time too to accept my invitation.

I'm gonna use 2020 to find out if I'm heterosexual, asexual or bisexual. Seriously, I'm too old to still be confused

The worst thing about Sidney Sheldon's books (they're perfect) is the fact that he goes from 0 to 100 when it comes to sex. The lady beside me almost chocked when I turned the page and a sex scene came. Maybe you shouldn't be reading things that are none of your business uh?

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

Because of Why r u I just *know* he's saying chawp puchai

pam: why can’t you like me?

bright: he’s gay, dude. just stop.

So. Yesterday he offered me his coat after I said I was cold. Fuck you