I'M SHITTING BRICKS, IN THE FRENCH VERSION LUCIFER TOLD ADAM "I'm Going To Deflower You!"

Yes, I know. I did it on purpose bc I imagined an angst edit

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Headcanon about one of my favourite duos : Kunikida and Dazai!

1- Kunikida makes Dazai's lunch and makes little notes in it

2- Dazai braid Kunikida's hair

3- Once Kunikida cried because he thought Dazai died and when Dazai came back Kunikida slapped him, hugged him but he was like "I didn't miss you but let me hug you"

4- Kunikida has written for his type of woman "is not Dazai" when he realised Dazai fit almost everything Kunikida wrote.

5- Dazai is born some mouths before Kunikida, so when Dazai pass his birthday, every question Kunikida ask (even the one who are like "where's the water?"), Dazai answer "You're too young to know"

6- Dazai tells every little drama to Kunikida each time he hears one

7- Kunikida always praises Dazai when he does something, like taking a bath, eating or just taking care of himself.

8- Kunikida is Dazai's n°1 hater but defender at the same time

9- Kunikida always remind Dazai to change his bandages

10- Dazai gasped and was frozen the first time Kunikida was sweet and not grumpy

11- Dazai learns new insults from Kunikida almost every week

12- Kunikida teach maths to Dazai, because Dazai never went to school

13- Kunikida hates Mori with a burning passion

14- Dazai never told Kunikida he was a mafioso because he was scared that Kunikida will hate him.

15- Dazai kinda changed his points of view since he's with Kunikida. I mean, before, Dazai didn't care how many deaths he caused if it didn't affect him (he wasn't heartless just he didn't feel concerned). But now it's different. He learned to be more empathetic since he's with Kunikida

16- Kunikida made Dazai promises to kill him if Kunikida change how he is. If Kunikida commits murders for his own pleasure and that there's no way to bring the old Kunikida back, Dazai will kill him.

17- Also, Dazai trust Kunikida a lot. He already did certain actions because Kunikida told him to do them, and he knew they weren't going to be bad actions

18- Kunikida always knows when Dazai is bad. Like, Dazai is a genius and all, but Kunikida always asks "Are you okay?" When Dazai doesn't feel great. Kunikida may well not ask how Dazai is doing for days, but when Dazai is really not well, he asks him. He has an instinct.

19- When Dazai is drunk, Kunikida watches Dazai's drink and holds it. And when Kunikida thinks Dazai drank enough, and he refuses to let him drink.

20- Dazai once got into a fight because someone was talking shit about Kunikida. Dazai threatened him to torture him until death if he talk bad about Kunikida again. Kunikida dragged Dazai away to not make it worse…

Ranpo: Chuuya ...

Chuuya : Oh no, 'Chuuya ' in b-flat.

Chuuya : You're disappointed.

⚠️ Spoiler BSD : Season 4-5 ⚠️

So huh basically I was thinking about who will be taken in the port mafia. And I know it may sound weird or anything but this can be Ranpo. I know that he will refuse working with the port mafia, but Fukuzawa never said "Don't take Ranpo". Mori has the right to take Ranpo away, and Fukuzawa couldn't have a word to say, and since Ranpo obey to what Fukuzawa told him (most of the times…)

First, Ranpo is the pillar of the agency, one of the main reasons why it is still standing. The mafia is the enemy of the ADA, what could be better than taking the pillar and the very reason for its success for yourself ? Firstly, his intelligence can be used in the mafia, but also his experience in the ADA. He was the first person to work there with Fukuzawa. The mafia may also very well threaten Ranpo to cooperate (like threatening to harm Yosano, Fukuzawa or anyone). This will be destabilizing for the ADA, and will only help the situation of the mafia.

Those are my 3 AM thoughts…

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Dazai is born in Aomori, and if you take out the “Ao”, it says Mori. That mfs has been following him since day one.

Ladybug and chat noir but they're actually bestie 😻

Are y'all okay???

Anyway, since everyone in this cast is traumatised, no matter who you kin, you need help 😍

To be serious, just remember that you're loved and waited for somewhere in the world. And it may be me <33333

Do y'all think Kuni has OCD? I saw a very brief video on it a while ago, and thought “KUNIKIDA???”

So if anyone who has ocd and is a bsd fans, plz tell me if I have a vision or if i'm just a dumbass.