Girlie, Where Are You?

NAHEIJAIXUABCIA X

I'M CRYING WHAT IS THIS???

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

Back in my JJK era.

HELPPP I USED A TRANSLATER BC I'M NOT ENGLISH AND THIS B*TCH WROTE "I WANT HIM TO MOAN". I CORRECTED IT NOW BUT LIKE SOME PPL SAW IT BEFORE AND I IMAGINE THEIR FACES AAAH

⚠️ BSD spoilers. Season 4-5⚠️

Asagiri, plz, if Dazai is chosen for the port mafia, make Kunikida sad and worried. Make him fight to get Dazai back. I miss their duo so much. I really want Dazai to feel that he's missed by people. Kunikida isn't even aware that one of the detectives will go to the port mafia, he was at the hospital at that time. I want when Kunikida learns that Dazai is gone, I want him to scream, to scream for the first time against all the detectives, even the most respected one. I want him to go get Dazai even if Fukuzawa forbade him. Why? Why would Kunikida do that ? Because in his ideal, no one suffers. I wish Ranpo would tell him about Dazai's suffering, I would like Kunikida to stand in Mori's way. Because he won't let Dazai get hurt by anyone. Dazai will finally feel like he has a place somewhere. Someone is waiting for him. That he has his place in the agency. Even if I want the whole agency to be worried, I would like Kunikida to be the major character to be concerned abt Dazai. And maybe we'll learn more abt Kunikida's backstory.

I WANT THE KUNIZAI DUO BACK, PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC IDC

I hate Killian. But like, really. Mfs literally took Edith in his arms and did "it" without even asking for her consent. "But she didn't say no" SHE DIDN'T SAY YES EITHER, EVEN IF SHE LIKED IT HE STILL NEED TO ASK FOR HER CONSENT INSTEAD OF JUMPING ON HER LIKE THAT

I bought Ranpo's ramune because Imma Ranpo kinnie.

Yes, I know. I did it on purpose bc I imagined an angst edit

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Headcanon about one of my favourite duos : Kunikida and Dazai!

1- Kunikida makes Dazai's lunch and makes little notes in it

2- Dazai braid Kunikida's hair

3- Once Kunikida cried because he thought Dazai died and when Dazai came back Kunikida slapped him, hugged him but he was like "I didn't miss you but let me hug you"

4- Kunikida has written for his type of woman "is not Dazai" when he realised Dazai fit almost everything Kunikida wrote.

5- Dazai is born some mouths before Kunikida, so when Dazai pass his birthday, every question Kunikida ask (even the one who are like "where's the water?"), Dazai answer "You're too young to know"

6- Dazai tells every little drama to Kunikida each time he hears one

7- Kunikida always praises Dazai when he does something, like taking a bath, eating or just taking care of himself.

8- Kunikida is Dazai's n°1 hater but defender at the same time

9- Kunikida always remind Dazai to change his bandages

10- Dazai gasped and was frozen the first time Kunikida was sweet and not grumpy

11- Dazai learns new insults from Kunikida almost every week

12- Kunikida teach maths to Dazai, because Dazai never went to school

13- Kunikida hates Mori with a burning passion

14- Dazai never told Kunikida he was a mafioso because he was scared that Kunikida will hate him.

15- Dazai kinda changed his points of view since he's with Kunikida. I mean, before, Dazai didn't care how many deaths he caused if it didn't affect him (he wasn't heartless just he didn't feel concerned). But now it's different. He learned to be more empathetic since he's with Kunikida

16- Kunikida made Dazai promises to kill him if Kunikida change how he is. If Kunikida commits murders for his own pleasure and that there's no way to bring the old Kunikida back, Dazai will kill him.

17- Also, Dazai trust Kunikida a lot. He already did certain actions because Kunikida told him to do them, and he knew they weren't going to be bad actions

18- Kunikida always knows when Dazai is bad. Like, Dazai is a genius and all, but Kunikida always asks "Are you okay?" When Dazai doesn't feel great. Kunikida may well not ask how Dazai is doing for days, but when Dazai is really not well, he asks him. He has an instinct.

19- When Dazai is drunk, Kunikida watches Dazai's drink and holds it. And when Kunikida thinks Dazai drank enough, and he refuses to let him drink.

20- Dazai once got into a fight because someone was talking shit about Kunikida. Dazai threatened him to torture him until death if he talk bad about Kunikida again. Kunikida dragged Dazai away to not make it worse…

@chuuyaszn this your man

MUSHIII

I'm sorry but Junichiro and Atsushi are so best friend coded.

Me too, Zesty. Me too.

Lemon shark 🍋🦈

I always wondered if Dazai's bandages on his eyes when he was in the mafia was like a reminder? Like, he wakes up in the morning, and he sees that he's still under Mori's influence. So that he doesn't forget, so that it haunts him every day. Like a cage. Something to remind him “You are not free, you are a murderer, a mafia executive”

And when Oda took it off, it's like he's saying “You are free now”. Dazai sees himself in the mirror, and won't see the bandages that reminded him of the monster he is