Ranpo: Am I In Trouble?

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It's my birthday!!

He obviously need one

I headcanon that Dazai is born in 4:44 AM.

Because “4” is a cursed number. I think it's because it's said the same as the word “death” in Japanese.

Idols I wanna see in squid game season 3 even though it's impossible

1- Yeji. Yeji's eyes are something very unique, adding to her natural charm. She's also a very pretty girl (4th gen visual idc), and that's what the director is searching for.

2- Wonyoung. I believe she can be a good actress, judging by her already done small acting (Rebel heart mv etc…)

3- Shuhua. Have you seen her acting with Yuqi???? 🤨

4- Miyeon. I need her to be in a series so she can shine bc she's so underrated

5- Ricky. I don't need to say more.

6- Felix. I'm 100% sure he could play any role

7- Jisoo even though it's impossible bc she's already working so much

8- Karina could definitely nail the smart/distant girl.

9- Minnie bc idk she got that face

10- Yuna bc I said so.

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Any woman : I want a genius!

Dazai : That's cool, but I don't think I'm fit for this.

Kunikida : I'd like a genius—

Dazai : DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLED ME BACK IN THE DAYS ⁉️⁉️🗣️

:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.:

Headcanon about my favorites BSD characters (and also my highest kin) : Ranpo Edogawa.

1 - No one in the ADA want to watch a movie with him, he always end up spoiling everything and say "It was too easy to guess, why don't you understand?"

2 - He hates dark chocolate, he thinks it's not sweet enough. That's why as soon as we offer him some, he gives them to Fukuzawa, Yosano or Kunikida.

3 - He often blames things on others. Is there no more candy? He will blame Dazai. Even if he knows that it's bad, he's used to doing it, so the ADA just don't care anymore.

4 - He always smells like chocolate or candy, which is one of the reasons why Atsushi can always find Ranpo when the detective is lost.

5 - He dislikes being complimented on his physique. Because for him, the physical does not create a detective, and will prefer to be complimented on his intelligence.

6 - He actually dislikes playing chess, except if there's something to win (Like chocolate, candy…)

7 - During the important events, while everyone in the ADA drinks wine except minors, Ranpo drinks his ramune in silence.

8 - When he was still in his police academy, he blew up a computer in technology because a friend bet him that he wouldn't be able to. But none of these two expected the computer to ACTUALLY blow up...

9 - No one in the ADA saw him cry. He said "Everyone relies on me, if I cry, there's no hope."

10 - Dazai is actually surprised that Ranpo still has hope for humanity. I mean, Ranpo knows EVERYONE's backstory. He knows how cruel humans are, and they were even cruel to him. It's something Dazai could never understand..

11 - He's actually good with kids, but since he's not patient with them.

12 - Ranpo is like shazam, when someone doesn't know the song, they ask him and he gives the titles. Even if sometimes he gives the wrong titles on purpose because he likes seeing them annoyed.

13 - Someone already told him "I love you but you're autistic" and the person walked away.

14 - The weirdest insult he received was "your mother drinks pasta water". And the person was really serious. Ranpo just ended up laughing.

15 - When he was still in school, Ranpo commented on every argument. For example, a girl and a boy were arguing, the boy told the girl "b*tch", then Ranpo would say to the girl "he insulted you of a b*tch" even if she heard it correctly.

16 - Due to that, his teacher once asked him if he wanted to be a journalist. He answered "No, why ?", and the teacher told him "Because even if there's nothing to say, you still talk"

17 - He and his mother were very close, and they understood each other. He really felt like he was understood by her, and when she died, he called her number constantly hoping that one day she would pick up. He was in denial for a very long time. But he could only hear his mother's voice through the answering machine. He called her number to hear he voice, even with the answering machine, when he didn't feel great.

18 - Ranpo once started a fight with someone who said "I want to have ADHD and autism so bad"

19 - He once made his P.E teacher cry, but she deserved it so he don't feel guilty right now.

20 - Ranpo is BAD for gifts. Like, really. He's always stressed when someone's birthday is close or when it's Christmas.

:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.:

Did y'all notice I love Ranpo & Dazai or not?

Ranpo my bgg 🤭

yipeee idk i was bored and found this on tiktok

here’s the blank for anyone:

For anyone who doesn't know, the extreme right are the racist 😽

Okay, I don't usually do that, but if anyone who is french and follow me, Go vote the 7th of July.

I don't want the extreme right to be in majority in the assembly.

For context for everyone who isn't French: Macron decided to dissolve the french assembly (they vote and suggest new laws) after the European elections (spoilers: This was a bad idea considering the rise of the extreme right everywhere in Europe), meaning we have to vote to elect some new deputies. And today was the first round... surprise, surprise: the RN (which is the extreme right) was first.

The left, as a response to the European elections, formed a coalition called Le Nouveau Front Populaire (the new popular front), very 1934 of us I have to say and they are second (I think).

The second round is the 7th of July.

GO VOTE.

Same.

bro I swear it's a try not to laugh challenge when I hear someone say bit