This Song Is My Anthem.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANPO!!!

I always found something weird about Kunikida and his past. Dazai said he was a maths teacher, but, how did he manage to be a math teacher and then become one of the first in the armed detective agency? Knowing that Dazai joined around the age of 18-20 (I think), how did he manage to be there before him?? Plus, it seems like he DOESN'T like being a maths teacher.

So, I think either he was forced to become a maths teacher (by his parents or smth) and had a false identity

Or, he was never a maths teacher. Do you remember that one soldier saying "You traitor!" And that Kunikida learned a lot from these soldiers. Personally, I think he was with those soldiers, before changing lanes for X or Y reason. And maybe as the genius Dazai is, he acted like Kunikida was a math teacher.

“That person deserves a break” “This person deserves a break”

MFS RANPO DESERVES A BREAK.

First of all, he has been carrying the ADA since he was a TEEN. He was 14 when he started working. Then, he had to watch the agency he cared so much about being slowly destroyed while being powerless because he has no ability. He yapped abt having the strongest ability and now he can only watch his only home being destroyed by his lack of ability. The guilt he must feel is CRAZY. Ranpo knows everything which means he knows what his friends are going through and can't do much about it.

Like give my man a break Asagiri (And not only him)

⚠️ BSD spoilers. Season 4-5⚠️

Asagiri, plz, if Dazai is chosen for the port mafia, make Kunikida sad and worried. Make him fight to get Dazai back. I miss their duo so much. I really want Dazai to feel that he's missed by people. Kunikida isn't even aware that one of the detectives will go to the port mafia, he was at the hospital at that time. I want when Kunikida learns that Dazai is gone, I want him to scream, to scream for the first time against all the detectives, even the most respected one. I want him to go get Dazai even if Fukuzawa forbade him. Why? Why would Kunikida do that ? Because in his ideal, no one suffers. I wish Ranpo would tell him about Dazai's suffering, I would like Kunikida to stand in Mori's way. Because he won't let Dazai get hurt by anyone. Dazai will finally feel like he has a place somewhere. Someone is waiting for him. That he has his place in the agency. Even if I want the whole agency to be worried, I would like Kunikida to be the major character to be concerned abt Dazai. And maybe we'll learn more abt Kunikida's backstory.

I WANT THE KUNIZAI DUO BACK, PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC IDC

Headcanon as a Chuuran shipper,

Dazai, Chuuya, Yosano and Poe once fought to see who's Ranpo's biggest fan.

(if you don't ship Chuuran just remove Chuuya <3)

Nuh uh. I'm Lucian Graymark

h-h-hi kitten (I'm not very sorry for my behavior)

i don’t know how to respond to that

oh my god

hi?

(does this mean im the alpha..!?)

"Imagine Mori chose Fukuzawa" bro I am imagining.

1 - I really want Atsushi and Fukuzawa to be separated, I don't care much which one goes to the PM, I just wanna see Atsushi suffer again because he can't control the tiger as well without Fukuzawa's influence (but maybe there is some progress!)

2 - Mori just. Trying to get his ex back

3 - ohohoh president Kunikida

Ooh, president Kunikida seems good. I actually can imagine Kunikida being the president and trying to get Fukuzawa back.

₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔* :･

Headcanon about one of my favourite duos : Kunikida and Dazai!

1- Kunikida makes Dazai's lunch and makes little notes in it

2- Dazai braid Kunikida's hair

3- Once Kunikida cried because he thought Dazai died and when Dazai came back Kunikida slapped him, hugged him but he was like "I didn't miss you but let me hug you"

4- Kunikida has written for his type of woman "is not Dazai" when he realised Dazai fit almost everything Kunikida wrote.

5- Dazai is born some mouths before Kunikida, so when Dazai pass his birthday, every question Kunikida ask (even the one who are like "where's the water?"), Dazai answer "You're too young to know"

6- Dazai tells every little drama to Kunikida each time he hears one

7- Kunikida always praises Dazai when he does something, like taking a bath, eating or just taking care of himself.

8- Kunikida is Dazai's n°1 hater but defender at the same time

9- Kunikida always remind Dazai to change his bandages

10- Dazai gasped and was frozen the first time Kunikida was sweet and not grumpy

11- Dazai learns new insults from Kunikida almost every week

12- Kunikida teach maths to Dazai, because Dazai never went to school

13- Kunikida hates Mori with a burning passion

14- Dazai never told Kunikida he was a mafioso because he was scared that Kunikida will hate him.

15- Dazai kinda changed his points of view since he's with Kunikida. I mean, before, Dazai didn't care how many deaths he caused if it didn't affect him (he wasn't heartless just he didn't feel concerned). But now it's different. He learned to be more empathetic since he's with Kunikida

16- Kunikida made Dazai promises to kill him if Kunikida change how he is. If Kunikida commits murders for his own pleasure and that there's no way to bring the old Kunikida back, Dazai will kill him.

17- Also, Dazai trust Kunikida a lot. He already did certain actions because Kunikida told him to do them, and he knew they weren't going to be bad actions

18- Kunikida always knows when Dazai is bad. Like, Dazai is a genius and all, but Kunikida always asks "Are you okay?" When Dazai doesn't feel great. Kunikida may well not ask how Dazai is doing for days, but when Dazai is really not well, he asks him. He has an instinct.

19- When Dazai is drunk, Kunikida watches Dazai's drink and holds it. And when Kunikida thinks Dazai drank enough, and he refuses to let him drink.

20- Dazai once got into a fight because someone was talking shit about Kunikida. Dazai threatened him to torture him until death if he talk bad about Kunikida again. Kunikida dragged Dazai away to not make it worse…

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So basically there's that one Ukrainian boy at my class who doesn't know how to speak french, english or smth like that, and he's always isolated. So I decided to make a paper with a translation. Like, there are words in Ukrainian and its equivalent in French (Like Hello, thank you, I didn't understand ect) so he can communicate with us. When I gave it to him his eyes litteraly shine like- He was smiling and everything, and now he can say few words. Like "Are you okay ?" "Thank you" "Hello".

And now he show me total random things. Like his bracelet, what he marked on his sheet, a video of a dancing squirrel and today he offer me a mint candy, and last time he offered me 2 lollipops. He's so kind, so I think I'll start doing a paper thay translate ukrainian word to french again. Because he litteraly deserve the world 😭

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BEST WAY LMAO

Mr. Fyodor, is there anything that even you are very afraid of?

Yes.

Teenage girls.