This Is A Bit More On The Nude Side

Even better, alternative reality. Instead of Och-Kan worshiping Xbalanque and admiring him. Jealousy.

THINK ABOUT IT!! He got all of his dad’s attention, he was literally perfect at everything. Jealous Och-Kan would be so entertaining ngl.

(Oh why do I hear Brutus by Buttress start playing in the background)

Och-Kan/Xbalanque divorce arc.

That's it. That's the post. Thank you for coming😊

For those who didn’t know..

It’s literally canon that och-kan had at some point said “good old knuckle sandwich”.

Mind you this is the same guy who committed multiple war crimes, a genocide, and more during the time of his tyrannical rule.

(WIP) 9 more days until we see him 🤗

I realize that I never posted my Genshin Oc and got inspired to do so thanks to @/kayumuo (you guys really should check out her oc, he’s such a cutie) anyway

This is my Genshin Oc, Pumna!! (her name has no meaning, I made it up)

(Fyi, that’s not a tail, just a fabric that looks like the tail of a yumkasaur)

Pumna is a 5 star bow user with a geo vision.

So basically she was a yumkasaurus who was taken care of momentarily by Kinich. Prior to the war, she was experimented on by the fatui as well as other saurians, she ended up becoming human due to it. Shes pretty confident and bold when it comes to her personality, often leading her to underestimate opponents, this of course can be called the Ajaw influence. After becoming human, Pumna does not count on those two anymore and left to do her own thing, searching for any other saurian who might have been in the same situation as her.

For her stats:

Normal attack: She shots multiple arrows in four moves. For the first move she releases one arrow, for the second, she releases two, you get the rest right.

Hold: Geo charged attack like any bow user

Skill: Using her Geo vision, she pulls out arrows from her bracelet (you can see it in the pic) and uses the same move set as normal attack.

Burst (the most important thing that you should focus on when leveling her talents): When her burst is activated, her boots “crystallize” (I couldn’t figure out how to draw it buts its so cool in my head, trust, its like shapes *thumbs up*). She applies powerful hits that deal geo damage onto the enemy.

Exploration: She uses her bracelet like kinich and aims it at where ever she wants to grapple

Passive: When using her, you can interact with saurian npc’s like you would with you indwell within a saurian.

Passive: When in burst mode, anyone in Co-op gains 25% attack buff for a short amount of time; the more nightsoul points she gains, the longer the buff lasts. (I want to give it a dumb name like maybe “Pat on the Back” just for fun)

I have some fun dialogue/voice lines for her so:

About Kinich: “Oh, Kinich! It’s been a while since I’ve visited him… Did you know this scarf—yeah the one with a small bell— was actually a gift from him. When I was a young Yumkasaur, I tended to get distracted by everything, like I mean everything. Noise, something shiny, whatever it was usually caused me to be led astray from him. He got fed up with me constantly running way and no matter how much he got Ajaw to tell me to not go far from them, I could never help myself. Kinich ended up placing this on me in case someone else were to find me so they could return me or for the bell to ring so he could find me on his own…Why do I still have it? So he can hear me coming of course!”

About Xilonen: “Xilonen! Thanks for reminding me, I need to bring back some ores she requested. She was actually the one who helped create my ear muffs, I requested them from her a bit ago when I saved enough mora. Soaring through the winds of the canopy tend to irritate my ears so she came up with a solution. Xilonen is great, actually, do you mind dropping off the ores for me? Thanks.”

About Ajaw: “Did you know I used to purposely do things to get Ajaw in trouble. You can’t blame me, he is SO easy to set off. My favorite thing was to hide my part of the meal and then take his while Kinich wasn’t looking, he of course would get mad at me but Kinich never believed him. Cruel? Please, he doesn’t need to eat… not really at least.”

Favorite food: “Spice! Make it as hot as you possibly can, perhaps even add some liquid phlogiston for a little kick. Don’t look at me like that, I was joking.”

Least Favorite food: “I can’t stand sea food, fine, fish I will eat but anything else? Nope! No way!”

Here is her emote and Special:

Oh guys, Ixlel my beloved… how much better I can treat you….

This part of Step On Me by The Cardigans is her, word for word.

Oh guys….

I might be cooked (I have no more resin too…)

Shit, I forgot to allow guest comments…. Oops 😅

I hate how it auto puts it into only registered, does anyone know I way I can fix that?

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ajaw & Ixlel (Genshin Impact), Waxaklahun Ubah Kan & Ajaw, Waxaklahun Ubah Kan & Ixlel Characters: Ixlel (Genshin Impact), Ajaw (Genshin Impact), Waxaklahun Ubah Kan (Genshin Impact), The 13 Dragonlords (genshin), Xiuhcoatl (mentioned) Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Ajaw is implied to be the tenth dragonlord, Kukulkan-centric, Grief/Mourning, not stated out right but implied, Self-Doubt, Self-Reflection, Dysfunctional Family, like always, Pre-Canon, kinda… until the end, He just wants sleep Summary:

He just wanted some sleep; that was all he wanted. Kukulkan worked hard to keep his brother from literally bringing on the end of the world, coming up with every idea possible, so naturally, sleep was a treasure that he could rarely afford. The one time he could, he was woken by two smaller bodies pressed up against him, much to the silver prince’s dismay.

The world just denied him any peace…

Hello hi I would just like to say that your Natlan lore character memes are so cool and I wish more people made these types of things about non-playable genshin entities

Thank you!! I got inspired by a few users on twitter so thought “how about I start making my own for tumblr’s entertainment”. Glad you like them! I will keep making more so get ready to see one tomorrow ❤️

I might be looking to deep into this but has anyone played the new Event yet? I was playing Kinich’s game mode and noticed how his layout almost looks like a temple…

For reference:

Is it just me or does that mark in the middle look to much like Ajaw’s little cheek blush (???). Also the lining around the stairs reminds me of the same marks on Ixlel’s statue. Just saying, imagine this is the same temple/ruin that kinich found Ajaw.

All this in some random side event with no lore (not even dialogue) attached to it, then again this feels like something hoyo would do.

Did you guys enjoy that meme? Good, good…

How about some nice angst to balance it out, it’s been to joyful on this blog lately.

Doomed brothers from Genshin combined with doomed brothers from supernatural….

(If you guys look really closely at Xiuhcoatl’s dialogue, you can see his inscriptions have a bit of purple to them 😁)