ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
Same, Marko. Same. š¤£š
In my humble opinion as someone with the same mindset, Markoās concept of gender and sexuality can be summarized as āDonāt know, donāt care, Iām bored.ā
reblog for the ghost of christmas lestat to visit u this holiday season š»š
Chapter 14 is gonna be a beast. It's already over 2k words and I'm not done writing it yet. It should be up soon though, so be on the look out for it! In the mean time. Here's a song hint for it to whet your whistle!
Hello, hello, my fearlings! Sorry it has been so long since I've been legitimately active. Been busy busy busy working in so many WIPs! Got a new Lost Boys fic coming your way once I'm more chapters into it. I've got a lot on my plate, but I'm getting stuff out slowly! Power Play should get another chappie by tomorrow night and I'm working on the next chappie for Don't Fear the Reaper. Hoping to get back on Healing Our Wounds as well as Finding His Lost Star soon too!
16, Marko
16. "You like me?" "Just figured that out, huh?" with Marko
This is the cutest thing Iāve written in a while UGH thank you for this request <3
Also you can def tell in reading the Marko pov that Iām currently crushing on an either completely obvious or completely uninterested man, we are fighting for our lives out here š
Includes: gn reader, total fluff, Marko has a crushhhhh
The night after asking Marko to pretend to be your boyfriend and scare off an overeager surf nazi, you realize he isnāt acting like himself.
āOkay- whatās going on Marko? You said you were okay with helping last night, why are you suddenly being all⦠weird?ā
He looked at you for a moment, thinking as he bit the inside of his cheek.
Marko truly couldnāt believe you were this dense. From the moment youād crossed paths on the boardwalk heād been smitten. He thought he was being obvious! Heād flirted 24/7, he took you for joyrides on his bike, heād brought you gifts and trinkets- hell, heād let you wear his damn jacket! How had you not put it together? Were you just that disinterested? He knew he was treading dangerous ground, you being a human and all, but he just couldnāt let you go. The thought of you truly not wanting anything to do with him to this extent was killing him.
Then, last night, youād basically asked him out, just to keep a surf nazi who was in love with you off your ass. He agreed, of course he did, but that didnāt mean he wasnāt bitter about it. During the (fake) date he was able to just play it off and have a good night with you on his arm, but after 24 hours of steeping in the reality that heād probably never get the real thing, he was pissed.
āI helped you, didnāt I? Whatās the problem?ā
You frowned at Marko. He did help you, and you appreciated it, but then he started acting all cold. Sure, heād been nothing but sweet to your face, but you knew him well enough to see through it. Heād barely said a word to anyone all night. Heād turned down your offer to cheat the rigged carnival games out of all their cheap prizes, or terrorize the comic book store kids that were convinced he was a vampire. It wasnāt like him.
āI donāt know- youāre just not yourself. If it was gonna make you act all weird you couldāve just turned me down. Iām sure Paul or Dwayne wouldāve done it.ā
Youād had the time of your life being on his arm last night. It felt right, just a comfortable step further from your usual dynamic. Maybe it was mean, but there was a reason youād asked him to fake date you specifically. You wanted to know what it would feel like.
Markoās brows furrowed. Itās like you were trying to make him jealous on purpose. Dwayne or Paul absolutely wouldāve walked you around the boardwalk all night, happily and knowingly driving him insane.
āNo. I said yes, I wanted to do it, I did it, and Iād do it again, okay? Iād do anything for you, you know thatā
Despite the reassuring words, he still looked just as mad, prompting a sigh from you. He was being ridiculous.
āThen why are you being like this?ā
After a drawn out silence, Marko stood up, resigning himself to facing your rejection. He couldnāt believe that you just didnāt know how into you he was. If you really hadnāt gotten it by this point, he had a feeling it probably wasnāt mutual.
He gently took your hands in his, looking you in the eyes with a sigh.
āLast night was great, and I fucking hate that it was great, because I want it to be like that all the time. I want us to be like that all the time.ā
He was explaining it to you like you were stupid, and with how long it took you to process, it might have been warranted.
Holy shit. Marko wanted you for real.
āā¦You like me? Like, actually?ā
He scoffed out a laugh, eyes going a little wide.
āJust figured that out, huh?ā
It all made sense. Of course heād been pissed, heād been hoping for a night like this for months, only for you to give it to him all because of another guy.
āI thought you were just being you! Hell, all of you flirt with me, and everyone else on the boardwalk. I thought it was just what you did!ā
He couldnāt help but be endeared by how wrong you were. If he wasnāt concerned about you thinking he was crazy or dangerous or both, heād inform you that none of the other people they flirted with were ever seen again. You werenāt like any of them.
āI mean yeah, it is, but have you ever seen anyone else wear this jacket? I wasnāt just flirting with youā
Your face went red remembering how heavy and comforting the jacket had felt wrapped around your shoulders. Come to think of it, youād wondered at the time why all the guys were looking at you crazy when you had it on. You couldnāt help but laugh.
āYknow⦠if Iād have known that, I wouldāve just asked you on a real date last nightā
His eyes lit up. Did you just say what he thought you said?
āReally? I mean, you still totally can-ā
Itās not that heād thought he had no chance with you, but after months of pining he was bound to lose a little hope. This was what heād been fantasizing about since the moment heād met you- well, that and other things.
You grinned, removing your hands from his to wrap around his shoulders.
āMarko, will you go on a date with me?ā
He smiled just as wide, not taking a moment too long to wrap his arms around your waist, pulling you flush with him.
āI thought youād never ask, dollfaceā
I'm sick as hell, guys. I'm not gonna be getting any chapters done anytime soon. I'm sorry!š¤š·š¤
i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ā¹ļø
AO3 filters are incredible. The show ended over a decade ago but you're only getting around to watching it now, and you want to avoid spoilers for later seasons? No worries; you can filter out anything posted/updated after a given air date. Don't want to see crossovers? Guess what -- you don't have to. Three clicks is all it takes to make them go away. ONLY want crossovers? They've got that option, too. In a hurry and only have a few minutes to read? Filter out everything over whatever word count you consider to be "too long." Absolutely can't stand this one character/trope/relationship? Exclude, exclude, exclude. And all they ask in return is that you tag your stuff properly. Incredible.
Excerpt from The Swallow's Promise:
"But the story of Marion Malachai didn't come to an end when the 'Sundance' disappeared. On February 2nd, 1717, a ship black as soot and flying a crimson flag adorned in twin black battle axes beneath golden stars emerged. With it came the legend of Mad Malachai. Ruthless, bloodthirsty, and rumored to leave a swatch of sunken ships in his wake, the dreaded pirate would soon join the ranks of more infamous pirates known and feared around the world. But when a man has all but the mate that matches his soulmark, he truly has nothing at all. Here is the story of how Mad Malachi joined the ranks of the pirates, rose to fame, and fell to the love of a young castaway."
Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
27 y/o Author of the Life's Injustices Series ~ Fanwriter(La_Vida_es_Dolor) ~ They/Them pronouns
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