I Was Talking To My Mom The Other Day, And She Said She Was Going To Start Going To The Gym, Because

If piggy grew up he would've become a math teacher and all the kids would make fun of his long ass foreign last name... Very specific I know😂✌

Lotf headcanon! :)

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controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

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i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

Jack is MIXED. he is DOMINICAN. and so is RALPH! and PIGGY! and SIMON! and ROGER! and SAMNERIC!

Lotf headcanon! :)

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Ive written down as many as I could a few weeks ago so I wouldn't forget them... here goes nothing.. Gulp!

CW for mentions of suicide and other stuff

Starting off with Jack

Born early-1940 (oldest of course)

Born in England w/ Irish heritage

Catholic

Picked up on his parent's accents but his comes out usually when he's angry or upset

Born into wealth, a little spoiled too (the most I can support this with is his father owning oil tycoons/factories or something)

Early bloomer (voice is deeper than the other boys and his acne gets really bad)

Insecure as a result ^

Parental / mommy + daddy issues (pick a struggle bruh🥀)

Got held up to high expectations by his parents, and was punished by his father if he ever acted out of line

Punishments got worse the older he got ^

Can play the piano, but is a bit rusty since he's skipped lessons

Writes in barely comprehensible and exaggerated cursive

Ralph

Full name: Ralph Erlich

Born mid-1940

Born in England w/ French heritage (mother's side) and Jewish heritage (father's side)

Child of parents that should be divorced, but ultimately stayed together for Ralph

Papa's boy <3

Has a lot of distant family members and cousins..

Another early bloomer, though he isn't affected by it too much (deeper voice than the other boys but his acne isn't super prominent)

Long time nail biter, gets worse post-island

Insomniac, again made worse post-island

Gets dark circles around his eyes as a result ^

Adores desserts, candies, and sugary things

Avoided meat, Jack's hunters (not including Samneric), and other things that reminded him of his time on the island ever since being rescued

Atrocious handwriting

Piggy

Full name: Hans P. Weber (Pfaltz)

I AM AWARE HIS NAME IS PROBABLY PETER BC OF CORAL ISLAND BUT I DONTBLIKE IT IT MAKES ME THINK OF PETER GRIFFIN OKAY

Born mid-1940

German immigrant of 5 years

Could speak both fluent German and English, with a defined/distinct accent

Moved from Berlin to England with his auntie after the death of his father, and the suicide of his mother

His auntie, having lost a son in WW1, cared for Piggy like he were her own child. She often gave in to spoiling him sweet (big emphasis on the "sweet" part) in fear of treating him like how his own parents would've before their deaths.

Misinterpreted his admiration toward Ralph as a crush, leaving him quietly flustered and upset after being around him (though this quickly went away after Ralph was SUCH an asshole to him at the start for no reason)

Had lots of really good friends and classmates back in Berlin, which he was forced to leave behind when he and his auntie fled the country.

Adored every school subject, was especially a big math nerd

Congested voice due to his ass-mar

Allergic to peanuts

Simon

Full name: Simon Cortea

Born mid-1941

Slovak immigrant of 6 years

Romani/Catholic

Had two sisters, one older (19 yrs.) and one younger (4 yrs.)

Late bloomer (voice would've remained high-pitched and his height short for years to come)

His big sister acted as a sort of "second mom", since his real mother was often away working. She'd enjoy her time taking care of Simon, from reading him bedtime stories to cooking him and his sister homemade meals

Had a small circle of friends back in his home country, as well as having to leave them behind and making a few new friends upon settling in England

Apologized excessively out of habit

A few of the hunters went to him to make them vine bracelets, plant crowns, and designs for their body paint in secrecy

Back in England, he would often base his drawings and paintings off of the colors and designs of traditional quilts, clothing, and decorations around his house

Roger

Full name: Roger Marian

Born mid-1940

Born in England w/ partly Romanian heritage

Romani/Catholic

Born into wealth, though his family isn't as wealthy compared to Jack's

Only one sibling, a 16 year old older brother

As well as a handful of cousins that would visit his house (and piss him off) during the holidays

Became best or close friends with Jack post-island

Also occasionally found himself with a soft spot for Simon while on the island..(not to be confused with a crush)

Shitty posture + nail biting that he'd get told off for back at home.

Lots of moles and marks on his back and arms

Despises haircuts

Atrocious handwriting pt. 2

Maurice

Full name: Maurice Barclay

Born early-1940

Born in England w/ partly Irish heritage

Comes from a poorer family compared to the rest of the boys, with lots of siblings and other relatives that live both in England and Ireland.

Has 4 siblings - two older brothers (both in their early 20's), one younger brother (10 yrs.), and a favorite younger baby sister.

Whenever he was cruel or mean to the littluns, he quickly felt bad afterward in remembrance of his little siblings.

Crooked teeth (tooth gap, open bite, and missing teeth give him a speech impediment)

Does get braces later on ^

Big fan of animals, especially dogs and horses

Really bad at lying 🥀

THANK YOU FOR READING!! I'm very sorry if these weren't very original or accurate either my memory is not good,,

Also Samneric aren't here and neither are the rest of the kids because I just couldn't come up with anything for them LMAO