Ivegottheconch222 - Piggy1954

my first Ao3 post

I posted my first ever work on Ao3 last night and what do I see this morning?

This.

Ive had enough 😞 I'm not having fun anymore

#absolute perfection #10/10 #my favorite Jalph ever #pls make more

Jalph if it was good

*Piggy giving Jack driving lessons*

Piggy: Now turn left.

Jack: Your left or my left?

Piggy: WE HAVE THE SAME LEFT!

Jack, jokingly swerves to the right:

*Oncoming traffic almost hit both of them*

Jack, getting out of the car: I'm sorry..

Piggy: Give me the damn keys, your never driving again.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Saw a ginger kid in class talking with his fat friend with glasses and instantly thought "No way it's real life it's jiggy" I'm so fucking done with myself

i found a GIANT CONCH on an ISLAND with a bunch of PIGS. am i the chosen one??? 🙏

top 10 downfalls of lotf fandom

10. fanart from the 2000s

9. the two movies AND the new series not having book accurate looking characters

8. the whitewashification of simon and roger

7. skinny piggy fanart

6. THOSE aus.

5. insane and weird ships that come from nowhere (mauram?? i swear they didn’t interact once??)

4. jack glazers

🥉 people that call jalph ‘homoerotic’

🥈 people that call roger a sadist (being a sadist and being sadistic is different, google is free)

🥇the soft-boyification of simon

Ok? Ok.

#JIGGYNATION #BEAUTIFUL #OHMYGOD #FINALLY #LUHJACKJIGGYDEW

drops this and runs away