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1 year ago

This is Rafah, The "safe" zone, where 1.5 million Palestinian fled to. You have to understand, what bombing Rafah means.

Please don't look away, while everybody is busy watching the super bowl, Israel commits one of its most deadly and openly genocidal attacks on Rafah. Please don't look away.

1 year ago
Personal Ocs
Personal Ocs

personal ocs <3 most recent art

a dr oc and a sorawing i’m currently paying off !!

1 year ago
Gift For @canisalbus !! Sorry For The Tag, Man
Gift For @canisalbus !! Sorry For The Tag, Man

gift for @canisalbus !! sorry for the tag, man

they’ve been a massive inspiration for the past few years. i adore their characters, and as a warmup for comms / line art experiment, i decided to draw vasco.

i pulled off of the horse/carousel version for him! but dragons are the one thing i’m good at drawing so. dragon it is

1 year ago
Please Please PLEASE Don’t Stay White
Please Please PLEASE Don’t Stay White

please please PLEASE don’t stay white

been a bit! i had my sat and a bunch of other eventful things the past week or two — but glad to be back!

this is just a random silkwing (i’ve always loved drawing them) but i just realized it could also work for luna! hats off to that.

1 year ago
Have You Ever Been To Earth?

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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1 month ago

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1 year ago
leftmost picture is from internet. it depicts a chicken with a neck of mostly pin feathers. to the right of this image, is a profile of an icewing, with a mane full of pin feathers. next to this is the same Icewing but with feathers grown out and fluffier. there are a few longer feathers present. bottom right text reads: they shed their feathers during warmer seasons and maintain pin feathers during. visitors are more likely to come to the Ice Kingdom during that time. this is why Icewings are mostly depicted as spiky. left text, next to full-feathers Icewing reads: full growth during cold season for more insulation?

hi i haven’t drawn in forever

concept: Icewing spikes are actually pin feathers. I was inspired by the scale to feather evolutionary theory.

i went down a rabbit hole. apparently there’s a gene called the Sonic Hedgehog (shh) gene that can actually trigger scaled areas in chickens to become feathers. which is funny to me because Icewings have a sonic hedgehog sort of silhouette going on.

this would only apply if you considered dragons more avian than mammalian ig.

1 year ago
Some More Designs — Have A Lot To Catch Up On In Terms Of Wof Art
Some More Designs — Have A Lot To Catch Up On In Terms Of Wof Art
Some More Designs — Have A Lot To Catch Up On In Terms Of Wof Art
Some More Designs — Have A Lot To Catch Up On In Terms Of Wof Art
Some More Designs — Have A Lot To Catch Up On In Terms Of Wof Art

some more designs — have a lot to catch up on in terms of wof art

if you like my wof art, consider following me! i’ll always be posting that sort of stuff

all of these designs are sold off now except the first! that’s mine. that one is a fungalwing, the purple/blue and beige sceptres, and the fluffy purple a cloudwing!! oh my god these are so old


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1 year ago
Art Dump Pt 4
Art Dump Pt 4
Art Dump Pt 4
Art Dump Pt 4
Art Dump Pt 4
Art Dump Pt 4
Art Dump Pt 4

art dump pt 4

from left to right, top to bottom;

purple-ish / white — astralwing myo i need to get fixed

line art — hydroscale wip

crane — cloudwing adopt (sold)

reef — cloudwing adopt (sold)

green — cloudwing adopt (sold)

blue / orange — non-wof custom

red — current wip of cloudwing custom

7 months ago
Some Recent Art Dumps Again!! Beginning W A Dnd Art Gift And A Comm
Some Recent Art Dumps Again!! Beginning W A Dnd Art Gift And A Comm

some recent art dumps again!! beginning w a dnd art gift and a comm <3

this probably won’t do well but i’ll start to try and post up again!!


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