me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
lizard brain
mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro
Finishing this marketing finance report by baby talking my own brain like you'll get to read a chapter of ORV when you finish it..
hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now
recent jdk doodles
my son is so dumb I love him
"Don't try to find a reason for somebody's love!"
reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows