J0h4nne - Joanne☮️

paul mccartney can only write about four things:

getting pussy

getting high

a woman with depression he just made up out of nowhere and it has nothing to do with him or his internal life.

john lennon

Paul with Linda in songs: “partner"💗🩷🍂🎼✨😘🫶🏻

Paul with John: "ex friend"😭😍😿🫦🫠🥹🫂🎸❤️💔❤️🔥🔥💙💚

The song Paul clearly wrote for Linda: you’re such a rock star and team player! I was going through such a hard time after my last breakup but your support has helped so much ☺️

The song Paul clearly wrote for John: remember how I used to call you every night when I was an in-the-closet twink teen? I miss your voice so much that I literally always call out your name in the night, maybe during a dream or sex or while I’m doing dishes idk. Anyway listen to these yaoi howls

One thing I will NEVER understand is how 1980 John Lennon got away with tenderly calling Paul his DEAR ONE and trailing off into thought whilst also managing to convince the general population that he felt absolutely nothing for this man like how?? How??

Not his old-bandmate, not his collegue, not his mate. His dear one. And the interviewer seemingly didn't even blink. Truly insane.

Top that last supper! I find more tragic an agreed date that never came (January 81')

ohhhh judas betrayed jesus with a kiss. ok i’ll do u one better. john lennon and paul mccartney morphed into one horrible tragic being that transformed western culture as we know it. paul has just been nominated for a grammy for a song that john wrote before he was murdered over forty years ago. john wanted a divorce and paul wanted to kill himself. they grew up together. they turned into each other. they weren’t gay they were something much much worse and whatever it was still lives and breathes in practically every song you’ve ever listened to. also they masturbated in the same room once or twice

J&P

i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

I'm sure he knew it even before he was born.

So sad John Lennon died before he could take an Am I Gay Quiz

beetles

my favorite lesbian is John Lennon

Only John can sympathize with the feminine hysteria of a lesbian teen girl going to art school. If I told him anything I've ever done he would jump in with his own story. I may have 1000 Paul pictures and a body pillow of Paul but that's only because my psyche is in line with lesbian John lennon

the bi-curious elf would like to hurt you sexually