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Now why do migraines have to happen. Why is Satan actively trying to crawl into my skull via my left eye socket and can he please leave.

Every single one of my fictional crushes would be covered in bite marks btw. I’d have to be muzzled 70% of the time bc biting is my love language. I’d be such a fucking menace. Especially the more muscular ones they literally have built in chew toys

Farah would be the one getting Alex pregnant and that's a sentence that would piss off whole a lot CoD bros

my breasts look sublime! #beyourownpervyoldman

canceled my prime membership today

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

I’m bisexual which means I like women, Simon Ghost Riley and Johnny Soap MacTavish

noncon, but he’s so apologetic during it that it makes it even worse.