Literally Everything Being Said At Trump’s Inauguration:

gonna close tumblr app and start writing now. #The Horror

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Life is hard

But so are you

Masturbate.

Now why do migraines have to happen. Why is Satan actively trying to crawl into my skull via my left eye socket and can he please leave.

If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.

It's a fucking trap.

I will elaborate shortly.

“#by the time I get here no one will be reading” my brother in christ, depraved ghost is the lifeblood of this fandom give me that nasty man

lkfjhkjfhst points were made

oh yeah lets all ignore the weird and off-putting mid girl. idiots

I've heavily considered blocking people for loving summer in my notes. fuck summer forever.

I can't-