The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.
In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.
But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.
"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?
"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.
Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?
It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.
thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself
you ever read a fic so good you want to sit around and discuss it with people english class style
Repeating "it's okay" to myself 1000 times a day
Need him in a way that is deeply unholy probably illegal and rotting my soul
a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
canceled my prime membership today
Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.
Soap is that you??
Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass
if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave
any pronouns idgaf☆fruity☆here for the vibes cod♧marauders♧re8♧hazbin hotel♧helluva boss♧doctor who♧good omens
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