Jaguar-lady - .

okay yall remember that part in arkham knight where bruce sees talia’s sword and murmurs “talia” and you can just. leave him there staring at that goddamn sword for ages and when he finally pulls back he just says “im sorry” that part is the reason why i’m a half dead husk of a human being

who the fuck calls people old sport what does that mean

Zane: (ends up hitting a wall during a fight) “Oof” as they say in America

Jay: (stopping in said fight)

Jay:

Jay: Who’s America???

get off of there cat. you cannot ride a skateboard. you are not a skater punk who likes to make his own rules you are a cat.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. "Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!" WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Look, guys, you need to know something really important about Batman.

The whole traditional English butler thing? Yeah, “master ____” is a form of address used for children. Alfred has been lowkey calling Bruce a manchild for decades.

And I think that’s beautiful.

I'm actually really gay

Poledancer! Yongsun is my new favourite thing

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

Can we just acknowledge the fact that Ahsoka even still being alive is a fucking miracle in and of itself and that this chick has been through and seen some shit?

She was taken from her parents at the age of three after almost being sold into slavery.

She was trained as a child soldier from the moment she entered the Jedi temple.

She was sent to the front lines of war at age fourteen.

She was the Padawan and Grand Padawan to two of the greatest Jedi of all time, who were typically sent to the worst and deadliest battles.

She was given command of entire platoons of men before she even knew what she was doing.

She was sent on solo missions with no back up numerous times.

She was captured by Cad Bane and was almost sucked into space while she was his prisoner.

She was trapped inside a tank and buried under rubble with little chance of being rescued.

She was attacked by infected zombie clones while stranded on a ship in space.

She was infected with the deadly Shadow Virus.

She was shot by a tank while attempting to save Steela Garerra.

She was captured by Death Watch and almost executed by Pre Visla.

She was stranded on an island and hunted for sport.

She fought off Ventress and lived.

She fought Grevious and lived.

She fought Maul and lived.

She literally died on Mortis and was resurrected.

She was betrayed by her best friend and sentenced to death by the Republic and lived.

She was kicked out of the Jedi Order, and walked away from the only family and way of life she ever knew.

She loved Lux and lost him.

She almost fell in love with Nyx but left him.

She was betrayed by the clones on Mandalore after Order 66 and fled.

She felt the death of every Jedi when they were massacred and believed she was alone in the galaxy for years.

She fought off Inquisitors several times, including fighting multiples ones at the same time and not only lived, but managed to turn off their lightsabers with just the Force.

She was basically on her own for fifteen years while trying to locate Rex, helping build the Rebellion and Fulcrum network from scratch.

She fought Vader and lived.

She found out Vader was her former master and had to live with that knowledge, and with the fact that she couldn’t save him.

She had to live with the fact that her former master slaughtered children.

She learned that her friend and mentor Padme died.

She fought Darth Sidious and lived.

She was taken out of time and space and then basically went on a solo walkabout for several years before coming back to the Rebellion.

She has seen death, caused death, has had to allow death to occur without interfering, and even died herself.

She found Force sensitive children but had no way of helping them.

She fought in the Clone Wars.

She fought in the Rebellion.

She’s cried, laughed, been callous, snarky, wrong, right, funny, screwed up, been triumphant, lost, is loving, daring, confident, and humble.

She is everything a strong character should be, and we have been blessed to be able to go on this amazing journey with her so far.

This girl has LITERALLY seen it all. I would do ANYTHING this wonderfully damaged, compassionate, strong, resilient woman said without question. And I wouldn’t even bat an eye.

She IS our queen.