Jalapenojelly - Jalapeño

HI WANT A SHITTY GF SHITPOST?

ofc u do here u go

close up of the text in case you cant read it

anyway my camera started working again! sadly it has this cracked screen filter EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT EVEN DAMAGE THE CAMERA

aaand my dad told me to stop being an asshole to her thats nice

typing this so i dont tell my mom to kys

my mom told me to put on a pair of pants to go outside for literally 2 seconds and i made the horrible mistake of simply not because again, 2 seconds, and now she wont let me have the thing i ordered off of ebay WITH MY OWN MONEY until tomorrow, and she was literally doing the sassy "what did i tell you to do?" pose and body shake and she yells at ME for having an attitude like my brother in christ i said "okay" WHY ARE YOU GROUNDING ME FOR AN EXTRA DAY "b-but i buy you things and take you places why do you like your dad more????" maybe because he's not on an eternal power trip???

so like theres this guy at my local park (dont make fun of me i like swing) and he scares the shit out of me like and every time i see him hes like lurking in the playground area just standing at the top and the other day he was up in a tree and just today i was there in The Night and i was leaving and he was there to we locked eyes for a moment then he just ran away im so scared

do you ever be scrolling looking at other peoples art and get jumpscared when you see your own

shit art moment

edit: i fucked up lmao fixed it

edit edit: i fucked up AGAIN!! i realized this looked like shit so i fixed it

NO NO NO NO NO NO NON

HOOOOLY SHIT I HAVE MY FIRST FOLLOWER

when people make nsfw posts then tag it under fandoms im in for literally no reason<<<<

TUMBLR STOPPED SHOWING ME BILLFORD SHITPOSTS AND NOW ITS SHOWING ME FREAKY SHIT HELP WHAT DO I DO

BOOM *throws shitty gf fanart + a shitty oc at you*