✨💜 New Headcannon ✨💜

Random example question to ask aphobes :

Why is it considered sexual harassment to push a straight woman into having sex, but not when she's asexual?

Why does it change anything, I thought a "no" is a "no"?

the calming tea isnt working im feeling ✨ chaotic ✨

anyone up for a

🎉✨stimming extravaganza 🎉✨

... Can I offer you some suggestions, @scribblesun?

Janus has hammerspace in both his hat and capelet.

Virgil has super speed, leaving puffs of smoke behind him (this might also be an abused power as he has stolen from Janus and Logan in the main series)

Roman & Remus have physical/visible thought bubbles and can interact with them (and pull things out of them)

Patton moves in the rubberhose animation style (it's also kinda fun but creepy imagining Remus to do the same)

Logan can think and speak at super quickly, and seems to make lots of (good and well thought out) assumptions but is always right

And going of the theory that, yet to be revealed, Orange is the embodiment of rage; he would would be the one to have the steaming fire coming from his face based on his emotions (although I also like imagining Logan also having it, but in more of a malfunctioning robot way when confused)

Hammerspace: where an object comes from/goes when a cartoon character pulls out impossible objects from nowhere (copied from previous post)

Rubberhose: the older black & white animation style in which characters move without discernable bones, making them super bendy

Added note in case of confusion, feel free to ignore all below:

I am going to add this note here because I feel a little bad about it and just putting the first vague idea down, I had no idea what to give Logan.

I do still like the idea but I don't know if I described it very well; it was supposed to be like that (anime?) trope when a character is just so stupidly intelligent that it hurts, especially when the answers are so confusing that no human could be expected to make them. Purposefully exaggerated example; Akechi Touma from 'The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.'

what happened here?? the evil easter bunny??? steals chocolate and replaces it with a potato????

question : Why do the Sides refer to their 'rooms' as rooms?? Like that's the whole building: kitchen, living room, bedroom, etc. that's not a room, that's a house.

And where are they? Where do they end up if they went out their 'rooms' front door? Is it just the void?

So many questions..

for all you thirsty people in the tags of this post, here's a sequel

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Okay, so I just remembered this video I watched years ago and their was an animal I initially disagreed with.

This video is about what animals best represent the Sides (not just Janus being a snake or Patton being a frog). And one stuck out as different to what I expected; Virgil is a bat, a vesper bat to be more specific.

I disagreed with Virgil being a vesper bat as I always saw him as a spider (most likely a tarantula). But

✨💜 NEW HEADCANNON TIME ✨💜

What if Virgil, being both a Light and Dark Side, gave him two different animal traits?

His Dark Side animal would be the tarantula. His Light Side animal would be the bat.

Think about it... Isn't it adorable??

alright ive known ive needed a new prescription for a while now, but who was going to tell me Virgil's sleeves had zippers on them? Was this just common knowledge im too blind to notice??