Tetanus Fact: It's An Old Wives' Tale That Tetanus Is Caused By Rusty Metal. It's Actually Caused By

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•A compliment

•A story

•Why you follow me

•A cute message

•One thing you want to tell me

•One thing you want to know about me

Does anyone else just get, like, really pleased when you see a gomens post that has exactly 666 notes? And then you want to share it but don’t want to mess it up?

They do know that the purpose of the game was to show how terrifying capitalism is… right?

Just found this and immediately thought of this theory

(Code: unreality)

ayo new theory just dropped and bad news! the implications are cosmically horrifying

in the bulletin from time baby in book of bill, he says bill is a “danger to narrativity”, and that he risks the fourth wall. this kept bothering me. why reference the fourth wall here? why have time baby reference it? yeah the heaven page and shit is a bit meta, but thats just how bill talks, right? Well i was a fool

when you put “seven eyes” into the lost files site, this warning pops up from the oracle question mark? from journal three:

the therapese at the bottom translates to “set coords for dimension: r34lity”.

and putting r34lity into the website gives us this image:

the text below it reads they found a new home. those are “real” fucking images. the henchmaniacs are in our “reality”. the cryptids page might not have been a goof goof bit- they were “real”. (“real” meaning our reality in the book of bill sense of it but still our reality. is that tracking.)

none of the rest of the cast actually references us as a specific audience, or the fandom, or acts like we know them at all. the cast addresses everything they write to a mystery “reader” who needs to be saved from the book’s influence.

meanwhile, in the book of bill:

because bill’s not talking to a mystery “reader” who’s reading this book.

bill fucking sees us.

bill sees reality. REALITY reality. like this earth the one with alex hirsch and gravity falls the show and tiktok and shit. book of bill is a book in our reality for us the reader. (ie. there’s a reference to “they both reached for the gun” if you put gun in the website, which would only make sense if bill was sentient in this “reality” right now.) and someone is trying to get here to hide from him. maybe they’re already here.

One might even call it, the pursuit of a throuple…

pursuing innie mark wasn’t enough for helena, she had to stage a meet-cute with outie mark too… this is the kind of greed they talk about in the bible

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Last song- Nightmare by Derivakat

Fav color- Red!

Currently watching- Santa Clarita Diet

Last Movie-

Sweet spicy savory- sweet 🎂

Relationship status- single as a Pringle!

Current obsessions- writing, good omens, Barbie, getting my life together, processing grief, trying to balance being fifteen and mature at the same time (it’s awful, don’t try it), venting on tumblr, andddd our flag means death

Last thing I googled- what does pookie mean? (Blame band kids)

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People I want to get to know better

thanks for the tag @photogenic-strawberry (making a new post cause my computer can't handle the old thread)

Last song? lol "Wide Willy" by Lalo Schifrin (it isn't what it sounds like) for spy music inspo

Favorite color? yellooooow! more specifically a sunshine/ bright mustard (?) yellow

Currently watching? One Piece with my Dad, just finished rewatching Gentleman Jack

Last movie? Barbie, I think? I don't watch movies very often

Sweet/Spicy/Savory? SPICY

Relationship status? single :((

Current obsession? oooh boy, bad question: *deep breath* folklore, jazz, plants, wizblr, bryophytes, fungi, maths (especially geometry), internet history, this one drug textbook "From the heart 4" which we had at school, turns out theres a whole hidden conspiracy there... probably loads of other stuff too, but of the top of my head lmao

Last thing you googled? "The Woman in Black book" cause I saw Jack Edwards with a maaaassive copy and mine is like, novella sized. Turns out his was a collection of stories

lets seeee no pressure tagging: @crazyhairkid @iamshmolphrog @terrencetheshark14 @astraeasparrow @jhomikle @honestlytastygayasstrash @rainydays12 @bicharliespring @the-frog-wizard-leep @ms-metra @fantasticcollectorkitten @underappreciatedtomato @aro-manita-muscaria @aphroditesanxiety + anyone else, sorry if i didnt tag you

Hey! I’m @ ing everyone who wanted to read the story on the original post because I can’t contact anyone because my asks, replies, and comments aren’t working. I apologize in advance if you’ve already read and I also love comments if you want to give advice please 😊. Thanks for giving it a chance everyone! @sox-in-fox @charliealterio @splashdragon @naughtyry @serenailith @luantnexi @localsickkid @spirit-of-the-chaos-gospel @freakytofu @f1yaggar1ccc @skeleton-on-wheels0 @knellofghouls @a-tired-humanist @citygeckoposts

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