What On Earth

not to be a prophet or anything but i had a dream last night that jamie had a spin-off show announced. roy and keeley were the main supporting characters. i’m trusting in the universe……

i haven't read neil gaimans books yet and i only watched good omens at the time so i thought american gods will be pretty much the same vibe and more seasons

it was a similar vibe BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE SO 18+, which is on me ig. i went from a wholesome show about friendship straight to VERY graphic sex scenes

the first sex scene (with bilquis) was very... worth coming back to but the idea of someone dying with a dick in their mouth had me in stiches

"she's a leprecunt", "get out of my house you zombie whore"? artistry. a colossal slay.

(spoiler)

at first i was sad that the tall ginger one died but then i watched law and order: svu so now i'm just happy i got to see him die twice

I wish Terry was still with us. I'm trying to decide whether there are werewolves in the Good Omens universe. (Not for any actual reason. It just started itching at the back of my head.) I think the answer is probably no, but now I want to call Terry and see what he thinks.

Remember kids, Nazis don't deserve their kneecaps.

Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know

it was cute

it was funny

it was queer

it was mythologically accurate

it had great soundrack and great outfits

a fun, lil movie that only marvel people and bigots would hate, but nobody cares for their opinion either way

9.5/10

i want for dream to sit down with hob and just start with "i have centuries of tea like you would not believe"

i love this scene particularly, because it shows how comfortable dream actually feels around hob. the way he sits down and leans back, relaxed? most of the time he holds himself very strictly, he's so composed because of his position and the burden he has to carry. he can be more himself probably only in the dreaming yet he has to keep his feelings inside there because he's lord of dreams, so again - maintaining the position. and here? he looks like he breathed again. i haven't seen him like this through the entire show

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

not a single wrong opinion

lol some Miami firefighter got suspended for texting this

new flashing youtube ad just dropped. here's the first frame

you have exactly 3/4ths of a second before the flashing lights start. there are three bursts and each lasts just under half a second. they're red and black.

hope this is helpful. consider circulating this.

why does he look like an actual angel in this scene