Oh Uhhhhhh

"Well he's a cute lil guy.. looks like one of my dad's lizards.. a.. what'd he call them.. a kimono dragon? Or something?" She smiles a bit. Noodle the ferret climbs off her shoulder and into her lap, tilting his head at the little lizard.

OPEN STARTER: PETS?

Theo convinced Commodus to go to the zoo after his... incident with Rey. He's still in crutches, but the vial Bee gave him works wonders, since all he has are bandages for general support now, no casts needed. It's a medical miracle.

While at the zoo, he somehow manages to lose sight of Commodus. He decides that it is not a big deal and goes to the reptile enclosure section, where he goes to see the snakes, the lizards, the komodo dragons... All kinds of cool and probably venomous things. They fascinate him. Surprisingly enough, no one else seems to be there when he goes in.

When he leaves, he still can't find Commodus. He still decides that it isn't a big deal and leaves the zoo after checking out a couple more sections. Gods, he loves the zoo. It's amazing, and all the animals are so cool, and he can see everything he didn't get to see as a kid.

Then, once he leaves he finally notices that one of his sleeves feels... heavy. When he checks what it is, he can't believe his eyes. He quickly goes to the nearest bookshop and snatches at least three books about reptiles and specifically one species of reptile...

When you find him, he's sitting in the forest, books open on the ground. He's hunched over them, there's something in his hands and it sounds like he's softly scolding it. "Hey- Hey, come on, I'm trying to learn here- woah, don't eat the damn paper-" He hugs whatever he's got closer to himself. When you get close enough to see what he's holding, you realize...

Oh my gods, it's a tiny baby.

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AAHHH I JUST WATCHED THE NEW VIDEO JORGE POSTED AND IM FCKING CRYING

Im so excited I'm gonna bawl so much but I do not care hzhshshssu

SWEET THANKS DRUGS SANTA YOU'RE THE BEST 😎😎😎

I uhhhhhhhh may have done it again

I love how this turned out and it only took like 3 class periods! I hope you like it! You're the best ever!

(The pose alone took a whole like half an hour and I'm so freaking happy about it! Also don't mind Mr. Traffic Cone, I drew him as a joke for a friend and don't have the heart to erase him)

normally fedoras either make you look italian or like an incel but it works wonderfully every time darling ‼️‼️‼️ moly will be deopped throuh your chimney

it's not like a table people eat on dw, it's just for working and whatnot. she just likes laying on tables for some reason idk why

heres a picture of her and her brother

hey commodus I know you don't particularly care but

look at one of our school therapy doggos she's so lazy lmao (the person on the left took her back to the office like a minute after i took the picture and I'm devastated)

WHY'S IT ON THE TABLE??? THAT'S SO UNSANITARY!

//EEEEEEEE SHE'S SO SO SO CUTE I LOVE HEEEEERRRRR

Silly goofy art idea: Design swaps!

You take the design for a character in one thing and swap it with the design for the same character from something else. Even better if other characters comment on the change

For example, Rick Riordan's Apollo and Blood of Zeus Apollo. Rick Riordan's Artemis saying like "oh cool i like the new look", or BoZ Zeus going "why the hell are you wearing a bedsheet"

I feel like this is already a thing because there's no such thing as an original thought but I think it's a fun idea that obviously can't be used for a lot of things because I doubt a lot of different shows or games and whatnot have the same character but portrayed differently

I don't even know if I explained it in a way that makes any kind of sense- reading it back it sounds like a bunch of word vomit but it made sense in NY head

this gives me so much happy i can't even i also love how in all the drawings of this au Dionysus is calling him anything but Telemachus everyone's silently agreed that misnaming kids is just his whole shtick

Ody's not gonna be happy to see his son turn into an alcoholic lol (More Substitute Mentor art :D)

guys i made an oc loredump side blog @jaxies-oc-info it's just where i'll be putting random little info posts about my original characters yippeee

To this day, I still can't believe Rick had us crying over the death of an arrow

Like, how'd he do that?????

I had a mental breakdown during 4th and got taken to the office to calm down and I sketched out this little goober and I loved it so much I inked the lineart and colored it when I got home and he's too cute not to post

Based on this meme