Man, I Almost Drank Myself To Death Yesterday, I Can't Even Remember My Name, If Only There Was Someone

"Mr Achilles sir who's this freak working in the Administrative Chambers and talking about how he misses something called a "laptop" " - Zag, probably

anyways Somewhere Else au but Jon and Martin get isekai'd into Hades (the smoke laurel is Martin's doing)

jarchivist only under cut!

hes jarchiving all over the place

my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.

Digiral

Hatsune Miku + Draculaura

Dracumiku

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?

Magnesium Based Lifeform ref :

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yuri beams ur labru

If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.

It’s been a long time, Wr—