Not On International Women’s Day!!!!!!!

"Mr Achilles sir who's this freak working in the Administrative Chambers and talking about how he misses something called a "laptop" " - Zag, probably

anyways Somewhere Else au but Jon and Martin get isekai'd into Hades (the smoke laurel is Martin's doing)

jarchivist only under cut!

hes jarchiving all over the place

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

cuno will not be in the mobile version of the game because every line that comes out of his mouth would kill the average tiktok user. he has been replaced by a nice girl child, looking for her pet cat in the alps-

"Everyone calls me Daisy. I like that because it sounds so gentle"

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

Mihawk's secret...

vegans annoy the shit out of me because i like tofu but it is impossible to find recipes for tofu that aren't all "ooh its vegan tofu you wont believe it's not real meat!" like i dont want tofu to pretend to be meat. i just like tofu.