I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.
foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
who let this bird on the train
"Mr Achilles sir who's this freak working in the Administrative Chambers and talking about how he misses something called a "laptop" " - Zag, probably
anyways Somewhere Else au but Jon and Martin get isekai'd into Hades (the smoke laurel is Martin's doing)
jarchivist only under cut!
hes jarchiving all over the place
Reprieve
how dare you ask me to live with it?
4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack
dear followers today i give you shitpost. Tomorrow... Who knows.
Rest in peace Tim, you would love modern brainrot memes.
Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'
Groove-Billed Ani
Hoatzin
Pheasant Coucal
Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"
my intellectual tma comic
Ex 14 yo tumblr user new refugee from Instagram ✦ 22, Game Design Graduate, any pronouns ✦
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