As Genuinely Irritating As The De Mobile Port Situation Is It's Also Impossible Not To Make Fun Of It.

i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

(update: i decided her name is Obelia. or maybe Abyssa. Abyssa was another character but it's the coolest name I've thought of so far. Thanks for all the suggestions)

if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)

Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there

keep up

it's 1am, time to post klaasje snort a line

Chaos Simon deserves the whale case

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

Pangaea miku

corruption oc 🧫

Do I not deserve a rest in the mud from which I came?

(saw @nightcat-png’s amazing hezekiah art and theyr So right, theres not nearly enought art of him!!!!)